Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.
perdix 31
Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.
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Comments (195)
9astuar2 10
look on the bright side, increased lung capacity
sp1213 4
Say something to him. You shouldn't have to suffer. :(
hhaghigh 8
This is actually something that often happens when someone gets "backed up". Have you ever asked him if he's regular? :)
almedalove 0
Tell him and DO NOT kiss him if he has a gum infection or something he CAN give it to you also don't eat or drink after him .. Ps that's nasty
laineyylove 1
Yup, I've been there. It sucks.
tittymagic 0
Today, I had to read one of stro88's comments. FML.
bunnypoison 2
invest in gum, and lots of it. if that doesnt work start eating loads of garlic till he complains, then let him know thats how you always feel!
chelseaaababyyy 17
tell him, but be nice. he probley doesnt know hes walking around suffocating people with his breath so its kind of a favor(:
jose18 3
Buy breath-mints and every time you eat them offer some to him
PinkPiratte 0
I kno how u feep babe