Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.
perdix 31
Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.
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Comments (195)
bitchy777 0
My boyfriend had the same problem, brushing, mouthwash and flossing didn't help. Turned out to be tonsil stones...look it up on youtube, it's disgusting. At least now I can kiss him without gagging.
Flocka_23 14
MOUTHWASH!!!
KarismaSolitair 11
Your right. It could also be something he ate.
justanotherbird 19
That's horrible OP. In that case, you should get him in a headlock and brush his teeth for him, just like a dog. Seriously though...good luck with that.
ladyJujubee 5
The Deny Him What He Craves
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
So be a good girlfriend & tell him .
justanotherbird 19
Oh gosh....I had a bf who had this exact same problem. The dentist said he had halitosis or something. It was so terrible kissing was disgusting, especially since he wouldn't do anything about it. There are mouthwashes and other stuff to cure it though, so don't lose hope.
charlotte100 2
Do him a favour and tell him. Imagine what his boss and teachers and friends think. If u love him us be honest, it'd help him in the long run.
EstellePr 5
That's right. I have a perfect set of teethes, yet I have ulcer, and that affects my breath. Not always, not all day, but that's true.
ladyJujubee 5
Tell Him!!!!!!
onorexveritas 24
time to invest in some Listerine
Xtra_Cheddar 3
Halitosis