Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
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Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
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Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.
perdix 31
Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.
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Comments (195)
ROAD_HOUSE 0
If you love him tell him about it.
PinkFun1969 9
He probably has a rotten tooth that needs to come out or he needs to brush his toung. Have him make a dental apt. Remember only floss the teeth you want to keep every night. ;-)
redmnky21 8
your just as gross for kissing him...
SMMEric 9
Give him a gum.
mjp1512 3
He would probably be glad if you just let him know instead of torturing yourself.
Fukk_fml 0
I think wine helps. Buy a few bottles . lol
joa76 3
In all reality, if his breath LITERALLY smells like a sewer, as the OP claims, it's probably not a hygiene issue, but a medical one. Certain digestive problems can, as unpleasant as it sounds, essentially make your mouth smell (and taste) like shit, and no amount of toothpaste, mouthwash, and breath mints can fix it. If it doesn't go away on its own, some form of medical treatment would be necessary.
HungerGames95 13
my ex was like that too): does he have BO...? its icky! I felt like I was hugging a trash can lolz
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Maybe next time you should take the time to find someone with good hygiene
gigi03 5
Stick some gum down his throat
HunterAlpha1 8
if you don't do anything about it then YDI. but if you've talked to him about it before and he won't do anything about it then get a new BF.
roxyelizabeth 3
Eww. Give him a toothbrush, toothpaste, mints and some mouthwash!