By vivelawank - 10/05/2014 20:52 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML
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lissa_jade 22

then stop playing with your "oui oui" and study !

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Looks like OP's about to experience "la petit mort"

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fortune789 17

He should write "foutre" all over his essay.

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Pleonasm 35

10-14: So many errors in so few words.

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Pleonasm 35

You realise that you can actually say it "so few," right?

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Yeshua_fml 19

He better hope it's an "oral" exam.

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Crazynocatlady 22

Obviously op is a kinaesthetic learner.

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incoherentrmblr 21

You are what the French call, "Les incompetant"...

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Wutdafuqq 24

OP is using isn't using his head. He's using his other head.

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Feklfekl2222 32

I think I have the same exam as you on Monday, it'll be fine you can't really revise for languages and it's only French. Plus immersion in a language always helps, even if it's ****

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jo0owe 9

#3 its only french...comme si le francais etait la langue la plus facile a apprendre. i wish i could hear you speak french just so i can judge you....

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Cwizer 17

Well you've got some preparation.

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lord_meloetta 20

It could help if no and keep going are on your test

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sterling1113 15

I was really confused reading this comment without quotation marks around "no" and "keep going", I seriously thought I just couldn't understand the sentence. But now I get it. .___.

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silvercamaro 22

Thanks #34 I read that like 50 times and didn't get it haha until I saw your comment

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killinpoptarts 9

#34.... You are a lifesaver! I would have been there all night

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DARKDAY07 16

well I guess you can talk dirty on your exam lol

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Pleonasm 35

At least you've got the french kiss down.

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Enslaved 36

I prefer the "Australian kiss", French but done down under.

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cryssycakesx3 22

"kissing during a rainbow right??"

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lissa_jade 22

then stop playing with your "oui oui" and study !

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Dgarcia2014 13

I think your name is perfect actually lmao

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Opheliae 22

So... your Dad from the previous FML was right about you.

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