FML : Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is...

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By james / Sunday 14 December 2008 13:14 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By Eladar | 0

#63982 - Saturday 28 March 2009 03:10

when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

By nuclear | 0

#210759 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 07:37

whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive? FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P

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By Eladar | 0

#63982 - Saturday 28 March 2009 03:10

when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

chippa | 24

#438093 - Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:33

Hahahah, Eladar, winnnn.

thecman25 | 14

#6156689 - Sunday 28 December 2015 10:55

Dumbass of 2014 goes tooooo.............................

reader5567 | 19

#6212343 - Tuesday 24 February 2015 01:20

I live for this comment.

By xMooMoox | 0

#68466 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:47

Lol since when does "fart" have to do with interesting conversations! That made me laugh so did #4!

kathira120 | 3

#1424002 - Saturday 18 September 2010 09:13

your profile pic is gorgeous! cute dog. :3 anyway OP I'm really sorry haha that's awkward

nellieelectron | 0

#3441464 - Sunday 16 October 2011 07:18

kathira120, I want your last name. Hell, I want your life you lucky liverpool girl!!! BEATLES FOR THE WIN.

By lostguy | 0

#101976 - Saturday 11 April 2009 02:16

#4 is win!!

By 24788 | 5

#161714 - Saturday 2 May 2009 08:25

Lol, just say you don't want to know.

By monkeyz0r | 0

#177587 - Thursday 7 May 2009 09:07

what means farted? hahaha

By nuclear | 0

#210759 - Tuesday 19 May 2009 07:37

Unfunktional | 0

#975098 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 08:19

I would FYL...

IPityTheFool | 0

#988770 - Thursday 6 May 2010 05:00

I would just fuck her, not her life

cindayy77 | 0

#2268086 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 07:42

^ your pic is a win xD

By Peachoune_fml | 0

#256777 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:39

I'm French too, I just didn't understand "wank". ^^ On apprend plein de vocabulaire intéressant... =)

brie3 | 0

#378048 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 07:56

So true. English slang is frickin' weird...

RedheadCutiee | 0

#1070152 - Wednesday 7 July 2010 06:19

Je peux parler français aussi! :) Juste pensé que je partagerais ça.

MadameLaura | 2

#1340095 - Thursday 2 September 2010 11:08

ca veut dire masturber. et wanker c'est branleur.

ItsJustMe17 | 9

#1795735 - Sunday 5 December 2010 05:55

What the crap.... yea I'm american. I have NO idea what u just said.... and I grew up with American slang so it makes sense to me, just like what you grew up with makes sense to you