By james - 14/12/2008 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
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Eladar 0
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when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

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nuclear 0
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whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive? FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P

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Eladar 0
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when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

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chippa 24
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Hahahah, Eladar, winnnn.

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thecman25 14

Dumbass of 2014 goes tooooo.............................

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reader5567 19
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I live for this comment.

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xMooMoox 0

Lol since when does "fart" have to do with interesting conversations! That made me laugh so did #4!

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kathira120 3
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your profile pic is gorgeous! cute dog. :3 anyway OP I'm really sorry haha that's awkward

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nellieelectron 0

kathira120, I want your last name. Hell, I want your life you lucky liverpool girl!!! BEATLES FOR THE WIN.

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lostguy 0
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#4 is win!!

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24788 6
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Lol, just say you don't want to know.

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monkeyz0r 0

what means farted? hahaha

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nuclear 0
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whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive? FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P

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IPityTheFool 0

I would just fuck her, not her life

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cindayy77 0

^ your pic is a win xD

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Peachoune_fml 0
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I'm French too, I just didn't understand "wank". ^^ On apprend plein de vocabulaire intéressant... =)

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brie3 0

So true. English slang is frickin' weird...

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RedheadCutiee 0
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Je peux parler français aussi! :) Juste pensé que je partagerais ça.

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MadameLaura 2
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ca veut dire masturber. et wanker c'est branleur.

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ItsJustMe17 9
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What the crap.... yea I'm american. I have NO idea what u just said.... and I grew up with American slang so it makes sense to me, just like what you grew up with makes sense to you

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fmlizdabest 0

aaaallllooooo :)

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punkchica123 0
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it means male masturbation

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dragonstrike94 8

Wank is England English

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StingRay_RZA 16
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J'habite en Angleterre et je parle français aussi!!! This conversation is winning!!! "Branleur"?? That's a new word...

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vooper 0
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I agree wholehartedly with number four. "I can show you wanking too"

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LordLayAlot 0
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Well I didn't know what wanking meant until just now, but then again I'm American, we aren't known for being cultured, LOL.

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PumpkinTarte 0
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You look a bit like Adam Sandler. A lot, actually!

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