Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
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lissa_jade 22
then stop playing with your "oui oui" and study !
moo_and_bloo 10
Wow. Good job.(sarcasm)
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Comments (115)
PHP_fml 22
le **** :P
LeFrogDog 27
le wee wee
DemosthenesMB 13
No offense OP, but life won't get you very far if you just slack off - or should I say, jack off?
Xeebar 28
And you expect sympathy from us?
FML_Elle 17
Well now you know a few French words, words that probably won't be on your test if you know what I mean...
bethrh 49
There's only so much preparation for a language exam you can do anyway. If it was a writing or speaking assessment then you'd be ****** but with listening and reading it mainly just comes naturally. But you really should care more about your exams, OP. I hope for your sake that French is the only exam you have.
badluckalex 23
I want to see you learn chinese by simply "writing and reading" it. you need translations or you wont learn shit
nippleripple 9
well if your exam doesn't go well, at least you wank it to the frenchies all summer long til you retake the class next semester and hopefully do more studying..
MallardMarauder 10
To much hair and incest for me.
KingLewisII 34
Well if you have to translate **** me harder you're all set.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I moderated this as "no". I've seen better ones get denied. how did this even get through?!
peelmeandsee 8
"Remember, misueor powers, you have a brief oral exam." "Well I hope it's mostly oral and not to brief...baby"