Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
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lissa_jade 22
then stop playing with your "oui oui" and study !
moo_and_bloo 10
Wow. Good job.(sarcasm)
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Comments (115)
Omniprism 15
Regardless, it should help with it in some way I'd think.
Taylor22294 24
Seems like you had a very productive day. I'm proud of you. Keep it up.
mkayden 23
At least you'll know what to say when the question reads 'Parle dirty à moi'.
jo0owe 9
its not a question, and dirty is an english word...but still, lache pas la patate tu va l'avoir! (that french is more.from.quebec, but its still valid xD)
drfifi 12
Thats revision right? All ive done is watch eurovision and spend all day watching criminal minds dubbed in french
redelmo20 3
Sick
iamthunder 4
Unless the exam asks how to say "Push it harder" or "**** me" in French I think you're Le Screwed!
signalbeats 11
depends on how much dialog the **** contains. then you could be ok
pimrol 16
wanker
robinhood2014 6
u deserve it...
CadillacFrank_fml 12
Zut alors!