By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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Rawrshi 25

One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!

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MrsFlowers 9

A job might do the trick to.

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MrConcise 34

@46 - Not always an option. Selling your body for money is. Blood/plasma, you perverts.

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Pesticides 19

The question is did you find enough for ramen?

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Pesticides 19

Because ramen is filling and costs around 30 cents a package.

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cryssycakesx3 22

who else remembers when 'oodles of noodles' were 10/$1

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Welshite 39

If I learned one thing from Stir Crazy, it's that dressing up as woodpeckers always works when robbing a bank.

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MisterEx 28

I first read it as rubbing a bank. I thought it was an odd thing to say, then I read it again and decided that the first way I read it made a better advice anyway.

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Rawrshi 25

One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!

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cakefete2 30

How do you come up with all of these puns? I picture you up all night writing material and being like "if someone posts about a bisexual werewolf, transformers, or umbrellas, I'm golden". Thanks for your originality though, most puns on here are older than Joan Rivers' original face.

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Rawrshi 25

Haha, it's purely on the spot, I assure you! I absolutely adore puns, even stupid ones that just make you groan. So I really enjoy coming up with them. FML happens to be the perfect outlet for my punderage. I take it as a huge compliment that you enjoy it. c:

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MrsFlowers 9

Your pun made my day. I laughed for like 20 mins. :D

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martialart1st18 19

I actually really like ramen

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cryssycakesx3 22

at least OP has ramen, I'm having ice for dinner.

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Joshwarrior 39

Go fishing (: I'm sure someone you know has to have a fishing rod if you don't. Food tastes better when you catch it anyways.

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rocker_chick105 31

There's a pretty polluted lake in the city near me. I bet the fish I catch there will not taste better than the store bought fish.

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cakefete2 30

Yea, I agree. I'd be surprised if I caught a living fish in the waters of the Bronx. I'd be even more surprised if it only had two eyes.

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Joshwarrior 39

Hey I'm by DC and we have the polluted Potomac river. I fish there and release but I have gone to clean lakes/ponds in the area and had the fish there and it tasted great. If there is absolutely no clean water sources around you then I feel bad for you and well I guess you are shit out of luck

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Joshwarrior 39

Beggars can't be choosers hmm well they shouldn't be. If he would rather starve than eat fish it's his choice.

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LeBoss2001 5

Ya I also live in the Bronx and that's probs where Godzilla hatched

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gracehi 31

Solution: Eat your pants. It seems you have plenty to spare.

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