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Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas on it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Did you not notice the decreasing amount of gas in your car? Your brother sounds like a mooch
I bet if you didn't leave your keys laying around he wouldn't be able to do that.