I'm still standing, yeah yeah yeah

By Anonymous - 17/10/2022 14:00

Today, I found out I was dead. Yes, you read it right! Apparently, the pickpocket who stole my wallet two days ago was murdered and since his face was quite unrecognizable, they "identified" him with my ID from my wallet. My mom, who heard this on the news, got hysterical and started trashing my room in "grief." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 242
You deserved it 85

Same thing different taste

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You would think the police would have picked up that he wasn’t you by looking at the rest of the body..you know..not being female.

Did you report that your wallet was stolen?

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Did you report that your wallet was stolen?

Your mom was hysterically thrilled to not have to deal with you anymore and turn your room into a home gym. It's a good time to go somewhere else and take on a new identity.

You would think the police would have picked up that he wasn’t you by looking at the rest of the body..you know..not being female.

Time to build a new life with 0 debt? I wonder how hard it is to claim your an illegal immigrant and get a new US identify?

tiptoppc 19

Pretty hard. I’ve heard they started throwing venezualen’s back into a country they didn’t emmigrate from, IE mexico.