By LifeSucks - 17/11/2018 05:00

Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML
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sunnyray812 42

It's a shame that your wife left you for someone else, but it's completely worse that she went for your sister, who is also in the wrong. I wonder how long this affair went on before you were told. They both lack major morals and common decency. You don't deserve either one of them in your life since they proved to not give a shit anyway. I'm sorry you are going through this. Stay strong.

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Leeono 26

If they get married at least you can say you’re related to the Scissor Sisters

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sunnyray812 42

It's a shame that your wife left you for someone else, but it's completely worse that she went for your sister, who is also in the wrong. I wonder how long this affair went on before you were told. They both lack major morals and common decency. You don't deserve either one of them in your life since they proved to not give a shit anyway. I'm sorry you are going through this. Stay strong.

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Leeono 26

If they get married at least you can say you’re related to the Scissor Sisters

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RichardPencil 30

All the women I meet are bisexual. When I mention sex, they say, “Bye!” I hope you mean EX-sister!

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whiskey'swino 15

She put the sister-in-law to the test, not quite incest, but for the best? What a hot mess.

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Rozay333 36

How much effort did you put into that? Lol

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GUYMAINE 16

You can sue her for tons of money. That one guy is winning like 8 million

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Gee talk about "et tu brute" that just sucks bro...

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r 8

Hey, she kept it in the family.

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Charlie Given 26

Wow sorry for ya OP but depending on where you live you can sue one or both of them and in certain areas this would be considered incest legally ,take it to those bitch's and teach them a lesson about being home wreckers 😠😈

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TheSminty1 17

Your wife is bisexual YAY! She's attracted to your sister Ah CRAP!

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Takegami 22

I think if I stick my head in a vat of boiling chlorine for an hour I’ll be able to forget what I just read

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