Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my car window slightly open while I went shopping. When I returned, I discovered that what I assume to be a mischievous squirrel had got into my car and chewed through the wires in my dashboard, causing extensive damage. FML
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
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Top comments
mk58 31
He was trying to jack your car when he died of a heart attack from the adrenaline rush.
iAmScrubs 19
Put the squirrel in the passenger seat with a seat belt on it. He/she can be the best friend you never had. You can walk it on a leash, have tea parties with it, and cook it dinner. OMG, I'm so excited.
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Comments (102)
Brickk_fml 0
hahaha that's nothing at school there was a dead deer in the parking lot so we put it in some chicks car haha
mereview 1
was it a squirrel or a dog.... Fred figgelhorn
Llamasr2legit 0
Wtf how does a squirrle just die in a car?!?
naynay204eva 0
It could have been worse
labola26 0
that is if you like flea infested squirrel gumbo:)
cofucked 0
that was your car? sorry
fuzzybear14 0
how'd it get there?
durkagihad 12
I want to know if the squirrel died inside the car or someone found a dead squirrel and chucked it in
NutellaCongress 10
At least you came back to find your car. Leaving windows open is risky.
UniUni 20
That was honestly best case scenario, because with your windows open, we all knew something was going to happen. You could have been robbed, or the squirrel could've been alive, bit you, and then you would be on your way to the hospital