By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio
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The irony is real
Hypocrisy*
Try talking to her about it.
People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.
What she probably really means is the prospect of sex isn't sufficiently appealing for her to get out of her computer chair, which is not going to be solved by getting pedantic with her about the use of 'busy'. Unless that's her fetish.
she can't exactly find out if and/or improve the sex if she never gets out of the chair now can she.
Like you said OP Has nothing to lose if he asks his wife.
Was gonna ask if you'd tried poking her, but I do think people would like my comment... Or understand the puns.
I smiled at this :)
To be honest, these were so simplistically terrible I felt like listening to Justin Bieber on repeat for 4 hours to erase my sin.
Really its better for you to be single rather than being with a headache
Or just block the ip for Facebook on the home modem. That way you still have Internet and now have sex!
I never understand why people give perfectly good, thumbs down. There's nothing here yet that is our stuff down, but there are so many.
English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?
Try sexting trough facebook messenger to get her attention
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People shouldn't use the words "busy" and "Facebook" in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm too busy for Facebook." Call her out on it. What's she gonna do, stop having sex with you? You aren't having sex anyway.
Unhook the router. Sex. Reconnect.