By allalone - 14/07/2010 00:33 - United States

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Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML
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milakitty21 0

who were you trying to impress?

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srunano 4

Stop playing with your vacuum hose and go to a club or a party....then maybe you can get laid

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Trixies100 0

that makes no sense u want people to THINK u got a hicky, but yet ur telling all of us, ik we won't ever see u but really

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AsianTeddybear 0

why don't u just get a girl to do it

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iloveweezy 0

did it work? hahaha. no, seriously.

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jchansfan 0

I don't know anyone who really wants a hickey, in fact i know a lot of people that will go to great lengths to conceal their hickeys. Either way YDI, that's pretty lame and not a good way to deal with your lonliness. Pretending to "get action" from imaginary people won't help you find anyone dude. Spend less time with the vaccum, go out, try and have a good time, be yourself, and maybe you'll actually find someone special... =)

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jtrain80 0

there has been alot of pathetic people posting fml's about how they are such losers.

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tprincess 0

ok seriously what's wrong with people ...really ?

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iloveweezy 0

god. stfu. this kid wanted to look cool. it's not a crime! FML means **** My Life. duhh people are gonna have pathetic stories! if you don't like it then don't get on the goddamn thng!

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