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If OP is so desperate he should just try asking someone out. If that doesn't work then there is always chloroform.

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If they used a mirror then wouldn't it be backwards when some one read it? Or the "person" who wrote it would have had to have written it backwards.. Right? Or am I remembering mirror reading wrong?

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^^^ and if that doesn't work there is always a bottle of lube, tissues and the epitome of mankind: Internet porn.

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I hate these 'baah I'm so lonely I had to lie about it' FMLs. They're ALWAYS YDI's and not funny :/

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That's what I was thinking, I have yet to see someone give out their number by writing it on the persons neck haha.

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I just imagine the dude showing it off to all these people and some random old guy getting pissed off cause of the random calls he's been getting all day. "NO IM NOT NO LADY NAMED BRITTANY! ASSHOLES!!!" *slams vintage house phone*

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Eat, drink, and drink more, for tomorrow ye shall have a weekend to sleep off thine hangover. That was too wordy. I'm gonna go brainstorm.

Because that's definitely where someone writes their number. You must be really good looking into mirrors and reading stuff mirror imaged.

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