Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
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SimmoRocks
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Your NECK?
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GrammarNaziFTW
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Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.
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bjr1208
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Ydi
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cruxx
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I think your hand would have worked just as well..
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yougotapes
| 7
That's really lame... On the neck? How did u manage that?
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emilymelizabeth
| 11
your neck? why not try your hand????
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woahbro2slow
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op is weird
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abbyelizabeth
| 9
9: a mirror, with your hand, and a pen. Doesnt seem that difficult.
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xlord
| 27
If OP is so desperate he should just try asking someone out. If that doesn't work then there is always chloroform.
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
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If they used a mirror then wouldn't it be backwards when some one read it? Or the "person" who wrote it would have had to have written it backwards.. Right? Or am I remembering mirror reading wrong?
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xlord
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^^^ and if that doesn't work there is always a bottle of lube, tissues and the epitome of mankind: Internet porn.
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Doctorhowl
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Wonder if he wrote it backwards in the mirror. That'd be a better FML
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fakeaccountX
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You deserve a punch to the face. Then it'd look like someone just plain hit you.
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TheCylonmaster
| 3
I hope the ink seeped through your skin and went into your vitals for being a dumbass. I could only wish
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chika_yeaah23
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who hits on people by writing numbers in another persons neck? that doesn't make sense. ydi
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KaskStunter
| 4
there is a button for that
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AnonymousTroll
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What's the phone number? I want to call it now.
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NeatNit
| 32
I hate these 'baah I'm so lonely I had to lie about it' FMLs. They're ALWAYS YDI's and not funny :/
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PeppermintPlum
| 4
Wow. Harsh lol
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theaws0m3guy
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Lol..."Hey! Why's my mom's phone number on your neck...."
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jvc836
| 3
Yeah, way to show em!
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madaoxsan
| 9
@67
WHAAAT?
pots calling kettles kitchen wares?
WHAAAT?
pots calling kettles kitchen wares?
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SimmoRocks
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Your NECK?
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Josh67
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Yah why not your forehead?
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rexgar2000
| 10
I guess that would be hot if a girl wrote it on my neck.
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Krista835
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That's what I was thinking, I have yet to see someone give out their number by writing it on the persons neck haha.
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somerandomdude19
| 2
Someone should hit on you.. Oops i mean hit you..
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j_cat187
| 19
You could have it on your dick, but then again no one will ever see it.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Did you write it in lipstick?
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sxe_beast
| 11
This sounds EXTREMELY pathetic.
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NotAPedo
| 0
I just imagine the dude showing it off to all these people and some random old guy getting pissed off cause of the random calls he's been getting all day.
"NO IM NOT NO LADY NAMED BRITTANY! ASSHOLES!!!" *slams vintage house phone*
"NO IM NOT NO LADY NAMED BRITTANY! ASSHOLES!!!" *slams vintage house phone*
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False_Stupidity
| 41
That's what I don't get, if some chick wrote their number on my neck, how the fuck would I read it the next day?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
That's what I don't get, if some chick wrote their number on my neck, how the fuck would I read it the next day?
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RoflBagels
| 0
Mirrors are cool.
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farhil
| 14
Did they write it backwards?
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kgbjay
| 1
Lol ever is just like "oh add me on facebook" these days
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MotleyManiac
| 7
Haha. This is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever read. YDI for sure.
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wilsontws
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Did Edward sever any arteries?
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
I think I see what you tried to do there...
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tweetbaby14
| 17
Boo. ?
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LadyGorgeous
| 4
Hmmm.
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MotleyManiac
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No.. Just no.
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RecklessJellyBea
| 7
On your neck? You should have punched yourself in the face.
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CyonideCyns
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.... On your neck? That's stupid of you.
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techweed
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Nah, man, you don't have to do that, life isn't all about dating and sex
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hairguitarhero
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Yeah, there's pizza and video games. But they're still not as good as sex. I'm not saying go rape someone. But...
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chessypie
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WRONG
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ThePokemonMaster
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Its about becoming a pokemon master.
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minisquid
| 9
Eat, drink, and drink more, for tomorrow ye shall have a weekend to sleep off thine hangover.
That was too wordy. I'm gonna go brainstorm.
That was too wordy. I'm gonna go brainstorm.
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cookie_3008
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1-800- LOSER.
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olpally
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Agreed... Op sounds desperate for attention.. Jeez
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enonymous
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Almost as sad as getting turned on while 2 dogs French kiss in a picture
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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OP ur sad...
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newjerseyguy
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I'm thinking that the poster gets alot of rejection hotline numbers.
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ssoccerchick97
| 16
That's too long :]
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alexangel33
| 18
The puppies in your pic are getting more action then op lol
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GrammarNaziFTW
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Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.
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RyanMacVey
| 17
i generally go for the tits.. but never the neck :s
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RedPillSucks
| 31
and write it in braile
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rallets
| 22
with crayons
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akallaan
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Because that's definitely where someone writes their number. You must be really good looking into mirrors and reading stuff mirror imaged.
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Lei_Aili
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Numbers aren't very difficult to read backwards.
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miz66independent
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Op probably wrote the number backwards
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acdc923
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Hah! Dumbass!