Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML
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Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, I was teaching my two year-old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML
Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML
Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML
Today, I asked my son to repeat something he had said. He got right up in my face and screamed that it was time I got a "fucking hearing aid." His siblings agreed with him. My husband agreed so much, he won’t even punish him for yelling and swearing, because, “Honestly, we all wanted to scream it.” FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
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me234 7
That sucks his parents should have to pay to get your ears checked
viper64 10
Stupid kids...
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Comments (172)
janerose21 3
Kids are little monsters, once I had to babysit a little shit, I don't know why but I decided to take him out to the town(stupid decision so stupid ), he went into a store, took something,ran out with it, the store doors alarms goes off, I am running after him, the sale assistance is running after me.....omg this was such hot hot MESS, I am so emotional right now, a tear has fallen typing this down. That was the last time I am babysitting!!
chellyX92 8
Why weren't you watching him or holding his hand? If he's big enough to be in a store and not be right at your side he's big enough to be in trouble for stealing.
ms0103 2
Lmfao!
boobear90 3
What?
angelinaanimerg 7
I wanna know who in America says "nanny"....
benderbot19 0
Lots of people.
kelsswan 0
What a little asshole
aJaguarinRed 9
Remember, children only get away with what their parents will let them. I'd say it's time for a parent ass whooping.
greenie213 23
YDI for letting the little guy get a hold of the air horn in the first place.
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Sounds like the poster child for Retroactive Abortions...
thgkidcudi1 2
You shoulda punched him, I know I would have! Shiiiiiiit.
isaiaah 6
Yes, because beating your children, or kids you babysit, is a glorious idea. I sure hope you don't have children, I'd hate to see what you'd do to one if they got outta line
hen 3
Can't stand kids...grrrrrrrr....