Who who? Surely not the mom, right? :P

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Like mother, like son.

Son of a bitch! Wait what? Yeah you heard me.

You didn't need to point that out.

Some people's children

I wonder if the childs mother learned that from her mother

I woulda slapped her and left.

Except when an Apple-nado storms through town. Will my idea make millions, too? :D

What the hell are you talking about?

Got the reference. It was still bad.

35 - They're talking about that stupid new movie Sharknado.

Haha, that apple didn't even fall!

I'll take that as a no... It's not my fault the media people have horrible scifi taste ;)

But this apple must have gotten run over by a lawn mower or something.

What the hell is going on with this comment feed

Snitches are such bitches..

Snitches are bitches that wake up with stitches in ditches

This is the moment for OP to bring up his pimp hand and say "What the fuck you just call me!?" Then slowly walk towards the exit, pimp hand still waving strong. Intimidating, yet a peaceful resolution with dignity still intact.

Snitches are bitches that wake up in ditches with stitches, but without britches, because they were catching while Mitch pitches.

The time wasted on this thread....

....What?

As opposed to the more common entitled rich kids who have no rules.

Translation: Those people were trailer trash. Where were they headed to, the Jerry Springer Show?

I am not sure how to respond to this...

then dont.

Agreed - my first thought was 'more like fuck that kid's life'...he doesn't stand a chance...even schools can't help much if the mum is completely unwilling to support them.

Stop with the excessive periods. That was painful to read.

You shall like this period. Or that period. Or this period. Period. By the way, I did thumb your comment up 25. I'm just gently trolling you.

The period is right next to the spacebar so I doubt he did that purposely. He probably didn't proofread it before posting.

Pressing that tiny button so many times as opposed to the long ass button is amazing 7. I've signed you up for Americas got talent!

has anybody ever used android? the space bar on my phone isn't perfectly in the center, whereas the period is close to the center of the screen. but that is not an excuse for laziness. and you're right 77.

A.... A what?

A cotton-headed ninny-muggins..:o