FML : Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she...

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Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nick - / Saturday 20 July 2013 19:37 / United States - Los Angeles

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By aliyourpally | 12

#5590069 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:04

Well, we know where he learned it from.

By _GoodGuy | 11

#5590071 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:05

The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.

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By aliyourpally | 12

#5590069 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:04

Well, we know where he learned it from.

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naxeeb | 32

#5590101 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:10

Who who? Surely not the mom, right? :P

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friedpwnadge | 25

#5590119 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Booda_Shun | 28

#5590125 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:23

Like mother, like son.

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HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5590295 - Sunday 21 July 2013 05:13

Son of a bitch! Wait what? Yeah you heard me.

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YUMMYFRENCHFRIES | 16

#5590308 - Sunday 21 July 2013 05:40

You didn't need to point that out.

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LeFrogDog | 27

#5590334 - Sunday 21 July 2013 06:12

Some people's children

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trucksfar45 | 7

#5590434 - Sunday 21 July 2013 09:06

I wonder if the childs mother learned that from her mother

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Nydeira | 11

#5592559 - Monday 22 July 2013 07:16

I woulda slapped her and left.

By _GoodGuy | 11

#5590071 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:05

The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.

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BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5590131 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:26

Except when an Apple-nado storms through town. Will my idea make millions, too? :D

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Pwn17 | 25

#5590163 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:47

What the hell are you talking about?

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RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5590173 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:55

Got the reference. It was still bad.

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evilplatypus | 34

#5590185 - Sunday 21 July 2013 03:11

35 - They're talking about that stupid new movie Sharknado.

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ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5590271 - Sunday 21 July 2013 04:46

Haha, that apple didn't even fall!

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BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5590278 - Sunday 21 July 2013 04:54

I'll take that as a no... It's not my fault the media people have horrible scifi taste ;)

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harrypotter4evur | 15

#5590282 - Sunday 21 July 2013 04:57

But this apple must have gotten run over by a lawn mower or something.

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asoptavlo14 | 6

#5591797 - Monday 22 July 2013 07:49

What the hell is going on with this comment feed

By RedPillSucks | 30

#5590073 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:05

Careful she doesn't cut your ass, cause snitches get stitches

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lickastick | 27

#5590158 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:41

Snitches are such bitches..

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Glitter_taco_ | 10

#5590225 - Sunday 21 July 2013 04:06

Snitches are bitches that wake up with stitches in ditches

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CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5590504 - Sunday 21 July 2013 10:31

This is the moment for OP to bring up his pimp hand and say "What the fuck you just call me!?" Then slowly walk towards the exit, pimp hand still waving strong. Intimidating, yet a peaceful resolution with dignity still intact.

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DKjazz | 20

#5590524 - Sunday 21 July 2013 10:50

Snitches are bitches that wake up in ditches with stitches, but without britches, because they were catching while Mitch pitches.

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Queensland | 27

#5590587 - Sunday 21 July 2013 12:18

The time wasted on this thread....

By patrickalamo | 47

#5590078 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:06

Trailer trash Where they head to the Jerry Springer show

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NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5590126 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:25

....What?

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Warmonger_Smurf | 28

#5590137 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:30

As opposed to the more common entitled rich kids who have no rules.

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misspulkadot24 | 17

#5590199 - Sunday 21 July 2013 03:36

Translation: Those people were trailer trash. Where were they headed to, the Jerry Springer Show?

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WhoWhat_fml | 10

#5590457 - Sunday 21 July 2013 09:50

I am not sure how to respond to this...

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isallwaysme | 27

#5590689 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:41

then dont.

By football98_fml | 20

#5590082 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:07

no wonder where he learns all those swear words from...

By brebabee793 | 13

#5590083 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:07

the child can't be better if the mom is going to not mind how she speaks around him.

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doodlecloud | 26

#5590579 - Sunday 21 July 2013 12:15

Agreed - my first thought was 'more like fuck that kid's life'...he doesn't stand a chance...even schools can't help much if the mum is completely unwilling to support them.

By isallwaysme | 27

#5590092 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:09

i advise not going back.if.you.dont have much patience

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MakeTodayADTR | 20

#5590128 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:25

Stop with the excessive periods. That was painful to read.

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drewflav | 15

#5590325 - Sunday 21 July 2013 06:00

You shall like this period. Or that period. Or this period. Period. By the way, I did thumb your comment up 25. I'm just gently trolling you.

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illkatt09 | 9

#5590395 - Sunday 21 July 2013 07:49

The period is right next to the spacebar so I doubt he did that purposely. He probably didn't proofread it before posting.

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Queensland | 27

#5590566 - Sunday 21 July 2013 12:09

Pressing that tiny button so many times as opposed to the long ass button is amazing 7. I've signed you up for Americas got talent!

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isallwaysme | 27

#5590688 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:38

has anybody ever used android? the space bar on my phone isn't perfectly in the center, whereas the period is close to the center of the screen. but that is not an excuse for laziness. and you're right 77.

By angelitared | 27

#5590093 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:09

Parentcunt of the year!!

By salazara | 10

#5590100 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:10

what a nimmyhammer the mother is!

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Queensland | 27

#5590248 - Sunday 21 July 2013 04:29

A.... A what?

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illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5590355 - Sunday 21 July 2013 06:53

A cotton-headed ninny-muggins..:o

By cottoncandymango | 17

#5590103 - Sunday 21 July 2013 02:10

Glad to know that it is because of the mom and not you!

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