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Who who? Surely not the mom, right? :P
Son of a bitch! Wait what? Yeah you heard me.
Some people's children
I wonder if the childs mother learned that from her mother
I woulda slapped her and left.
The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.
Except when an Apple-nado storms through town. Will my idea make millions, too? :D
Got the reference. It was still bad.
35 - They're talking about that stupid new movie Sharknado.
Haha, that apple didn't even fall!
I'll take that as a no... It's not my fault the media people have horrible scifi taste ;)
But this apple must have gotten run over by a lawn mower or something.
Snitches are such bitches..
Snitches are bitches that wake up with stitches in ditches
The time wasted on this thread....
Trailer trash Where they head to the Jerry Springer show
....What?
As opposed to the more common entitled rich kids who have no rules.
Translation: Those people were trailer trash. Where were they headed to, the Jerry Springer Show?
I am not sure how to respond to this...
then dont.
the child can't be better if the mom is going to not mind how she speaks around him.
Agreed - my first thought was 'more like **** that kid's life'...he doesn't stand a chance...even schools can't help much if the mum is completely unwilling to support them.
i advise not going back.if.you.dont have much patience
Stop with the excessive periods. That was painful to read.
You shall like this period. Or that period. Or this period. Period. By the way, I did thumb your comment up 25. I'm just gently trolling you.
Pressing that tiny button so many times as opposed to the long ass button is amazing 7. I've signed you up for Americas got talent!
has anybody ever used android? the space bar on my phone isn't perfectly in the center, whereas the period is close to the center of the screen. but that is not an excuse for laziness. and you're right 77.
Parentcunt of the year!!
A.... A what?
A cotton-headed ninny-muggins..:o
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Well, we know where he learned it from.
The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.