Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He...

By Nick - 20/7/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By aliyourpally | 12

#5590069 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:04

Well, we know where he learned it from.

By _GoodGuy | 11

#5590071 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:05

The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.

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By aliyourpally | 12

#5590069 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:04

Well, we know where he learned it from.

naxeeb | 32

#5590101 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:10

Who who? Surely not the mom, right? :P

friedpwnadge | 25

#5590119 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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#5590125 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:23

Like mother, like son.

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5590295 - Sunday 21 July 2013 5:13

Son of a bitch! Wait what? Yeah you heard me.

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES | 16

#5590308 - Sunday 21 July 2013 5:40

You didn't need to point that out.

LeFrogDog | 27

#5590334 - Sunday 21 July 2013 6:12

Some people's children

trucksfar45 | 7

#5590434 - Sunday 21 July 2013 9:06

I wonder if the childs mother learned that from her mother

Nydeira | 11

#5592559 - Monday 22 July 2013 19:16

I woulda slapped her and left.

By _GoodGuy | 11

#5590071 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:05

The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5590131 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:26

Except when an Apple-nado storms through town.
Will my idea make millions, too? :D

Pwn17 | 25

#5590163 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:47

What the hell are you talking about?

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5590173 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:55

Got the reference. It was still bad.

evilplatypus | 38

#5590185 - Sunday 21 July 2013 3:11

35 - They're talking about that stupid new movie Sharknado.

ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5590271 - Sunday 21 July 2013 4:46

Haha, that apple didn't even fall!

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5590278 - Sunday 21 July 2013 4:54

I'll take that as a no...
It's not my fault the media people have horrible scifi taste ;)

harrypotter4evur | 15

#5590282 - Sunday 21 July 2013 4:57

But this apple must have gotten run over by a lawn mower or something.

asoptavlo14 | 6

#5591797 - Monday 22 July 2013 7:49

What the hell is going on with this comment feed

By RedPillSucks | 31

#5590073 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:05

Careful she doesn't cut your ass, cause snitches get stitches

lickastick | 27

#5590158 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:41

Snitches are such bitches..

Glitter_taco_ | 10

#5590225 - Sunday 21 July 2013 4:06

Snitches are bitches that wake up with stitches in ditches

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5590504 - Sunday 21 July 2013 10:31

This is the moment for OP to bring up his pimp hand and say "What the fuck you just call me!?" Then slowly walk towards the exit, pimp hand still waving strong. Intimidating, yet a peaceful resolution with dignity still intact.

DKjazz | 20

#5590524 - Sunday 21 July 2013 10:50

Snitches are bitches that wake up in ditches with stitches, but without britches, because they were catching while Mitch pitches.

Queensland | 27

#5590587 - Sunday 21 July 2013 12:18

The time wasted on this thread....

By patrickalamo | 47

#5590078 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:06

Trailer trash
Where they head to the Jerry Springer show

NoMore_CoolNames | 14

#5590126 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:25

....What?

Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#5590137 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:30

As opposed to the more common entitled rich kids who have no rules.

misspulkadot24 | 17

#5590199 - Sunday 21 July 2013 3:36

Translation: Those people were trailer trash. Where were they headed to, the Jerry Springer Show?

WhoWhat_fml | 10

#5590457 - Sunday 21 July 2013 9:50

I am not sure how to respond to this...

isallwaysme | 27

#5590689 - Sunday 21 July 2013 14:41

then dont.

By football98_fml | 20

#5590082 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:07

no wonder where he learns all those swear words from...

By brebabee793 | 13

#5590083 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:07

the child can't be better if the mom is going to not mind how she speaks around him.

doodlecloud | 26

#5590579 - Sunday 21 July 2013 12:15

Agreed - my first thought was 'more like fuck that kid's life'...he doesn't stand a chance...even schools can't help much if the mum is completely unwilling to support them.

By isallwaysme | 27

#5590092 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:09

i advise not going back.if.you.dont have much patience

MakeTodayADTR | 20

#5590128 - Sunday 21 July 2013 2:25

Stop with the excessive periods. That was painful to read.

drewflav | 17

#5590325 - Sunday 21 July 2013 6:00

You shall like this period. Or that period. Or this period. Period.

By the way, I did thumb your comment up 25. I'm just gently trolling you.

illkatt09 | 9

#5590395 - Sunday 21 July 2013 7:49

The period is right next to the spacebar so I doubt he did that purposely. He probably didn't proofread it before posting.

Queensland | 27

#5590566 - Sunday 21 July 2013 12:09

Pressing that tiny button so many times as opposed to the long ass button is amazing 7. I've signed you up for Americas got talent!

isallwaysme | 27

#5590688 - Sunday 21 July 2013 14:38

has anybody ever used android? the space bar on my phone isn't perfectly in the center, whereas the period is close to the center of the screen. but that is not an excuse for laziness. and you're right 77.