Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
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UsernameNotRandom 10
So, he's abusive and has no respect for you. Dump his ass and leave (or kick him out).
poopface82 25
Today it’s awful noise. Next week it’s punching holes in the wall. Next month it’s hitting you. Next year it’s tying you to the bed and setting the place on fire. Do with that what you will, but make sure it doesn’t come to that. He belongs in prison.
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UsernameNotRandom 10
So, he's abusive and has no respect for you. Dump his ass and leave (or kick him out).
poopface82 25
Today it’s awful noise. Next week it’s punching holes in the wall. Next month it’s hitting you. Next year it’s tying you to the bed and setting the place on fire. Do with that what you will, but make sure it doesn’t come to that. He belongs in prison.
Hangryko 32
Get a lawyer and evict him. Then get a restraining order.
emmalou 19
He clearly doesn't like you, leave before he manipulates you into staying
smoochmysnoot 6
Be careful, he clearly doesn’t have your best interests at heart; he could use this against you and have you charged with domestic violence/abuse. He doesn’t respect you, nor does he like you. Get out before he does something else wicked!
MistressAfrodite 5
leave this dick. good gosh.