While the language and disrespect aren't justified (unless you've been told for years your need it and just refused to go), if everyone in your family is thinking the same thing, they're probably right and you should see a doctor about a hearing test and hearing aid. Denying the truth is only likely to harm your relationships more.

Good grief. Get a hearing aid. It sounds like your family is really tired of you not hearing them.

I've never heard of that type of hearing aid. (Maybe I ought to get my hearing checked, too.) A "fucking hearing aid" sounds good in that you'll not only hear better, but you also get in some aural sex!

It's time to stop denying your hearing loss and bite the bullet. clearly your entire family is sick of it