By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
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JoeyJaws68 18

I think you've reached rock bottom

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Lillias_fml 19

Cats can be mean sometimes. If I were her and the cat would snuggle me, I wouldn't even cosider it as a FML.

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euphoricness 28

Cats will claw your ballsacks in half if you don't give them the things they need

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REALAfroninga 11

No. Cats are satan spawn.

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bellagirlbabe 10

Cats are not compassionate creatures! I'm sorry OP

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bellebe1998 16

Cats can be very compassionate. One time my cousins cats accidently scratched me and for a whole week it kept bringing me the dead crickets it caught. lol

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FangirlingAlways 14

Feed her I guess. Dogs will love you no matter what if you feed them.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

My cat is actually really loving. When my niece cries, she crawls up next to her and tries to comfort her. Not all cats are evil.

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Lemurcat 12

It's not that cats aren't compassionate. They're like people; you have to earn their love and trust.

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ThatNutellaTho 6

My Cats Pretty Evil But I Still Love Her because She's Only Nice to Me ^.*

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Rainhawk94 27

#43 your comment hurts to read like passing a kidney stone

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JoeyJaws68 18

I think you've reached rock bottom

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minesbiggerr 25

She may have gone a little further than that. Maybe she used a drill to drill the rock?

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ohnowhyme123 15

Seems like you may be alone for the holidays OP, good luck!

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Carebeareatu 23

I'm pretty sure she'll just fake the affection until you stop fake crying and feed her again..Cats are evil..

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kakakarotcake 17

You obviously don't own a cat and if you do then what are you doing to it to make it act that way towards you

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cyanidesandwich 21

No, I had a cat and i'm convinced cats are evil and plot to kill you in your sleep.

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Carebeareatu 23

#40 I actually have five cats and work at an animal shelter...

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FMLkoala 28

The only evil thing that my cats have done is get their claws out which can be easily avoided.

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DarkPandaXD 15

Contrary to the popular belief, cats are actually quite empathetic.

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Soloman212 28

Yeah, they feel slight pings of empathy as they claw your shit and trip you as you carry groceries.

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Vintage_Cola 29

#48 Funny that, I'm never feeling sadistic and overly prideful, wats up wit dat?!

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amaindayyy46 20

Nothing to worry about, I do that too

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Quit being such a pussy. Just kidding. Really though, sorry OP. Maybe you need to get out more.

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