Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
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extrasnipes
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Well did it work?
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JoeyJaws68
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I think you've reached rock bottom
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extrasnipes
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Well did it work?
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Lillias_fml
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Cats can be mean sometimes. If I were her and the cat would snuggle me, I wouldn't even cosider it as a FML.
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TrueStoryFolks
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Did it scratch you? Cats are evil and dgaf
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euphoricness
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Cats will claw your ballsacks in half if you don't give them the things they need
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gracehi
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Cats don't feel guilt, silly. :P
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REALAfroninga
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No. Cats are satan spawn.
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bellagirlbabe
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Cats are not compassionate creatures! I'm sorry OP
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bellebe1998
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Cats can be very compassionate. One time my cousins cats accidently scratched me and for a whole week it kept bringing me the dead crickets it caught. lol
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FangirlingAlways
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Feed her I guess. Dogs will love you no matter what if you feed them.
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liaRawr
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Mine is
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greeneyebeauty9
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My cat is actually really loving. When my niece cries, she crawls up next to her and tries to comfort her. Not all cats are evil.
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Lemurcat
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It's not that cats aren't compassionate. They're like people; you have to earn their love and trust.
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ThatNutellaTho
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My Cats Pretty Evil But I Still Love Her because She's Only Nice to Me ^.*
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docphilsman
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I agree cars are emotionless
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Kage01
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cars are yes...
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Rainhawk94
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#43 your comment hurts to read like passing a kidney stone
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JoeyJaws68
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I think you've reached rock bottom
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minesbiggerr
| 25
She may have gone a little further than that. Maybe she used a drill to drill the rock?
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ohnowhyme123
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Seems like you may be alone for the holidays OP, good luck!
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Carebeareatu
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I'm pretty sure she'll just fake the affection until you stop fake crying and feed her again..Cats are evil..
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kakakarotcake
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You obviously don't own a cat and if you do then what are you doing to it to make it act that way towards you
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cyanidesandwich
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No, I had a cat and i'm convinced cats are evil and plot to kill you in your sleep.
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Carebeareatu
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#40 I actually have five cats and work at an animal shelter...
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FMLkoala
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The only evil thing that my cats have done is get their claws out which can be easily avoided.
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DarkPandaXD
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Contrary to the popular belief, cats are actually quite empathetic.
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Soloman212
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Yeah, they feel slight pings of empathy as they claw your shit and trip you as you carry groceries.
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Vintage_Cola
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#48 Funny that, I'm never feeling sadistic and overly prideful, wats up wit dat?!
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amaindayyy46
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Nothing to worry about, I do that too
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greeneyebeauty9
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Quit being such a pussy. Just kidding.
Really though, sorry OP. Maybe you need to get out more.
Really though, sorry OP. Maybe you need to get out more.
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breakinlegs
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Don't cry! Buy some catnip!
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BVBarmy_girl
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"I cuddled with you once, but you kicked meowth.."
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tiernang
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why are there two number nines?
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greeneyebeauty9
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There's not, though..
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tiernang
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never mind it got fixed...
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BenjiX_fml
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Meeeoouuthhh thats rightt!