Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well did it work?
JoeyJaws68 18
I think you've reached rock bottom
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Comments (83)
donutcallmethat 16
I used to pretend to cry, in order to coax my elderly cat into eating. It usually worked. Kept her alive for at least another year. Most cats I've ever had, have responded to crying with cuddling. My dog, however, dislikes crying. She finds it awkward, and tries to avoid me, when I cry.
coraline123c 23
Some cats just don't have any feelings, I miss my empathetic cat..
ShortyJorty 9
You tried to guilt-trip your cat?? You've got to be kitten me... You need help right meow.
zookreviewer 5
I do the same thing with my dog
mrrossh 3
cats suck - get a dog.
lalablabla100 6
*internet hug*
rllamas 4
Hmmm....the same tactics mothers use. Well played.
kyim92 2
you're a ******* loser
fmlfantom 8
Ive tried cus ive had quite a few cats before and most would come up to me but the cat i have now is a "attention *****" lol she loves everyone or anything that pays her attention
zoeeileen 6
my cats the same. she cuddled me when she was a baby and now if I try to stroke her she runs away lol. she only loves me when I have her favourite toy or some treats :(