Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well did it work?
JoeyJaws68 18
I think you've reached rock bottom
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Comments (83)
imahobbitlol 24
YDI for owning a self absorbed animal. You should've gotten a dog, they're much more emotionally reliable.
unholyswiss 19
People as incompetent as you should never be around animals, their lives amount to more than a living, breathing plushy. Or get a dog that'll happily lick the shit off your arsehole.
sadpanda888 12
Not true at all. He is on private property regardless of fencing. The cops are liars.