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Just to be a dick, I would've bothered him
more. Picked him up and say "OMG, you can't be dead. NO!!" and shake him around and what-not.

I can imagine the cat would
Be thinking "Yeah... This wasn't the best idea -_-".

  Garagedwella  |  26

To quote Team America World Police: " We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!" Your welcome :)


82-You should. It's a great honor to be attacked by a cat. It means that the feline sees you as a being with exerting energy to deal with that or it sees you as a prey item.

  DocBastard  |  38

Minzzy - "Opossum" refers to marsupials in the Western Hemisphere, which is where OP is from. "Possums" are from the Eastern Hemisphere.

Very little bothers me more than people who correct others incorrectly. It makes me want to slap you with a fish.