By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States
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Well that was a new one
Damn OP you must be Bad Luck Brian because your pets don't even want to associate with you.
And totally awesome.
32 You do know that has nothing to do with luck, right? Maybe he's a dick to his cat.
Cats are assholes anyway.
To quote Team America World Police: " We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!" Your welcome :)
I kinda read this in that guys voice^
I double that. Cat are evil.
I know what you're thinking, but don't bury it in the ole' Pet Semetary down the road there. Sometimes dead is better. Or pseudo-dead.
Oh dear. South Park has ruined the minds of so many. ... HE MEANT STEPHEN KING.
Says the poster with a Chuck Norris cat for a picture
Who says cats do nothing but sleep all day
Yeah cause I'd feel so lucky to be attacked by a cat.
7- why is that guy in your pic drying his crack?
Are you sure your cat is not an opossum?
*a possum
Minzzy - "Opossum" refers to marsupials in the Western Hemisphere, which is where OP is from. "Possums" are from the Eastern Hemisphere. Very little bothers me more than people who correct others incorrectly. It makes me want to slap you with a fish.
I thought it was already concluded that Red Lobster isn't a fish. >:[
51 Yes, but it'll hurt more.
Just pull out the Meow Mix he'll be singing in no time.
#16, you may have a cookie.
My mom actually named her cats soft kitty and warm kitty.
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Well that was a new one
#26 I'm pretty sure the restaurant Red Lobster isn't a fish either.