Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well did it work?
JoeyJaws68 18
I think you've reached rock bottom
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Comments (83)
logankyng 15
I might've done the same thing once or twice for pussy
sempiternal80816 9
I get it haha
Rainhawk94 27
I don't get any at all
RamiUSMC 9
don't cry for the pussy OP, if the pussy likes you it will come to you, and love you :)
Korra_fml 23
you sound JUST LIKE my mom. she's always trying to guilt-trip our 2 cats, and she tries to make the rest of us feel guilty when one of them lays down next to us and we always get to hear about how "the cats don't love me" at least every other day.
ForcedSanity 6
I'd force it to cuddle
RenegadeRDW 8
How'd that go for ya?
underthesea12 24
crazy cat lady!
EmmaMK 35
Maybe you can both try therapy
thaliah 15
I do that to my dogs :)
khaoticpanda 28
My cats always come to the rescue when im sad
gigglegigglesnor 13
It's okay OP, after some tuna and a device that will aid her in world domination, she'll cuddle you again.