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Same thing different taste
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Show it anywayYou can't please everyone !
Cats tend to hate everything...unlike dogs
Pfft, bitch please. Cats try to pull my guts out and drop me on their owner's doorstep.
I know plenty of cats who don't hate people.
Hence the word "tend".
I side with Demonfish I know 1 cat that is friendly, the rest are psychotics
Some dogs hate people too and do things like....maul them to death. Cats and dogs can be as nice or horrible as each other.
Out of all the cats I've met only one of them actually hates people, and she had a rough kitten-hood anyway; taken away from her mother too young, her first owner's partner was a psycho and kept her locked in a room. So no, I rather disagree with the notion that cats tend to be psychotic.
Did you stick you hand in the cat food while getting it on in the kitchen. Maybe that is why the cat is pissed.
I found my cat on the side of the road, he's a very independent cat but still has the nice side, he won't let you pick him up or cuddle him but he will sit next to you and let you pat him. He's my first cat, i was never a fan until I found him, he's completely changed my mind about cats!
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Show it anywayCats are loyal if you earn their loyalty. I used to have a cat! So I know. Cats like soft things, fat is soft.
Are you kidding me? Cats are completely loyal if you know how to treat them and get one with a good personality. One of my cats follows me around like a little puppy everywhere I go, demands attention all the time, and loves to snuggle. While at the same time, she has her moments when she doesn't want anything to do with me. The same thing is with my brother's cat, and my eldest.
Once my cat became an old fart and starting appreciating my attempts to my my bed more comfortable for him and give him food and water and became best friends with me.
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Show it anywayAnd through this experience.. A chubbychaser. Cat, I am with you.
My cat refuses to sit on my lap, but he climbs on my mum's stomach and chest and sits on them because she's fat lol.
More cushion. Who wants bony! Not very comfy.
It's just change OP- cat are REALLY FUSSY
Idk why but for some reason I read that as furry :/.
What does OP stand for? I'm an idiot
Oily Penis.
91- op stands for original poster. And sometimes oily penis, apparently. :/
Pussy's be fussy! Common rule. Haha.
Congratulations on loosing weigh. Just keep playing with your cat and he/she should go back to being playful.
I wish I could unread this comment. A tip : it's "losing weight". Also, we usually use "it" as a reference to animals, objects and even babies.
If you want to be a grammar nazi, I have an essay that needs editing. Let's put your nazi-ing to some good use.
everybody on fml seems to be obsessive grammar nazis. its ridiculous sometimes.
Even after the obvious use of bad grammar here, I'm still not bothered by it. Why? It was a decent message in the comment. It's the ignorant comments that but me more than typos.
On topic! Yes keep playing with the pussy and she will be playful in no time.:)
Yeah, but the Grammar Nazi's are failing hardcore lately. They choose the lesser targets and come out looking like pricks now, instead of actually making sense and doing it for a good cause.
#52 - I feel the same way. Especially since not everyone on this site speaks English as a native language. If someone's comment is entirely in text language or is otherwise difficult to read, yes, get after them if that's how you get your jollies, but getting after someone for spelling a word wrong? That annoys me more than the mistake itself.
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Show it anywayMaybe your cat is just an asshole.
Most cats tend to be smug.
Cats aren't very loving to begin with..I'd say that losing weight shouldn't be posted on fml..
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My cat refuses to sit on my lap, but he climbs on my mum's stomach and chest and sits on them because she's fat lol.
Am I the only one that read 'pussy' first?