Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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extrasnipes 22
Well did it work?
JoeyJaws68 18
I think you've reached rock bottom
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Comments (83)
Uhhhidk 3
Now I see why the crazy cat lady always have more than one cat..
lkb307 21
U. R. PATHETIC GET A LIFE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND LIVE
IXChaosDragonXI 13
My cat used to nibble on my cheek when I pretended to cry because it's instinct to grab their loved one and drag them somewhere safe. I'm just too large to drag anywhere lol
Mandy93 15
I have so done this to my dog before! Glad to know I'm not the only one crazy enough to try this! Lol
tuffykat 8
my cat only sits with me when his food dish is empty, somedays I will leave it empty for hours just so I have his attention....try that!
uarudeassbitchyo 17
What is it with these FML's about cats lol
martin8337 36
OP, Your kinda needy aren't you?
BWARD51 12
get a dog.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
dog's are better,, they will automatically love you no matter who you are,, cats are so stupid
squideth 18
You're like one big stereotype. Dogs and cats are awesome in their own unique way. I feel sad for you if you can't appreciate that.
desertlovebird 11
Most cats only care about themselves, did yours care about you?