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By Anonymous / Tuesday 24 December 2013 17:19 / United States - Lake Ariel
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By  DocBastard  |  38

I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.

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  cactusdesu  |  15

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  sarahbevan20  |  11

No, but if youre like me and you have a heavy flow it will start to drip. If you stand idle for too long, you will begin to form a puddle. So your argument is invalid.

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  Mauskau  |  32

#62, my parents keep some in all bathrooms in the house, especially for guests as we don't want people to be caught out or stuck. My sister and I are on the POP so we don't need them.

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  Llama_Face89  |  33

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  HKCgrimmjow  |  15

I'm sorry guys but this conversation is probably the best I've seen on FML so far... And I've been on here a while! :) merry Christmas and thanks for making my night!!

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  davidislost  |  11

JUST figured this out! She says 'their' bathroom, meaning the parents' en suite ..next to their room, like an extended private storage place. I put way too much thought into this.

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  BrockALee  |  14

There was a person below you that said something about teaching a man how to fish :D It got deleted, apparently. And yes, it's Cyanide and Happiness, I forgot where it was from so I didn't say xD I love those comics though.

By  DocBastard  |  38

I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.

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  NeatNit  |  32

agreed. as a rule of thumb, never EVER drop your pants down (and for girls, take your bra off) without first making sure you are in a LOCKED ROOM. If you don't want anyone to come in, just don't make it possible.

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  Ki11erC  |  18

42 - you're a bit weird then. It's not barging in, its using a door. If it's locked or had the engaged sign then ok, otherwise it's just wasting time knocking/shouting. If you're stupid enough not to lock so it makes life easier for people then you deserve it lol

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  Lichinamo  |  33

Maybe the dad had a key? My house has the same lock on every door that has one and we have a spare key just in case we need to get into a locked room. I'm not sure if other houses have that, but it's a possibility.

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42 isn't weird at all. If a bathroom door is shut and light is coming from under the door, it's occupied. If the door is open, it's free. We've never had a problem at my house.

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42- In my house it is a necessity to lock the door. My father will turn the knob or bang on the door really hard while he walks by. If you don't like the door, he's liable to open it.

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