Doing that to someone is not funny, period.

well she could have a really have flow we don't know

Everybody seems to be making a big deal about her parents hiding presents in the bathroom, but isn't odd for OP to keep her feminine products in her parents' bathroom?

#62 OP was out of pads in her bathroom. OP rushed to parents bathroom to get one, yes?

No, but if youre like me and you have a heavy flow it will start to drip. If you stand idle for too long, you will begin to form a puddle. So your argument is invalid.

#62, my parents keep some in all bathrooms in the house, especially for guests as we don't want people to be caught out or stuck. My sister and I are on the POP so we don't need them.

OP's ovaryacting I mean it couldn't have been that bad

God I pictured that in my head. now I can't unsee it.

95, some of us girls start out with a really heavy flow. So don't tell someone they're overreacting you don't know how their body works

Somehow I think shit is denser than air... Now bacteria would be a plausible concern.

Every time you flush the toilet it releases an aerosol spray of poop water droplets around your bathroom. The more you know.

39, that just reinforced my already prominent fear of shit particles flying in my bathroom.

#39 not if you close the toilet lid before you flush. Yes?

so you think they don't close the lid when flushing?

39- But if the presents were under the sink, I'm assuming in a closed cabinate, then the shit particles wouldn't reach the presents.

I'm sorry guys but this conversation is probably the best I've seen on FML so far... And I've been on here a while! :) merry Christmas and thanks for making my night!!

#2 did you actually say merry stinkmas?

But he was laughing...

They decided to hide them there? I think it's pretty obvious.

I feel like an Idiot now

JUST figured this out! She says 'their' bathroom, meaning the parents' en suite ..next to their room, like an extended private storage place. I put way too much thought into this.

49 - Tad slow are we?

20- But why in the bathroom? They could hide them in a closet, under the bed, in the attic. I just think the bathroom is an odd place to hide them.

^ Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give the man TO the fish and feed your fish for like, a month. ;D

Cyanide and Happiness ftw

What about fish ? Are you aware that my comment is nothing to do with feeding a man with fish ? xD

There was a person below you that said something about teaching a man how to fish :D It got deleted, apparently. And yes, it's Cyanide and Happiness, I forgot where it was from so I didn't say xD I love those comics though.

Easy there, Private proverb.

Proverb? I'm sorry, but what comment are you reading?

Somebody spammed a bunch of penny a day bullshits but they got removed. It was a Christmas miracle.

agreed. as a rule of thumb, never EVER drop your pants down (and for girls, take your bra off) without first making sure you are in a LOCKED ROOM. If you don't want anyone to come in, just don't make it possible.

Well to be fair there are some bathrooms that don't have locks so that may not have been an option, but yes that is common sense otherwise.

I've never felt the need to lock a household bathroom door because, I don't know, most people have the sense to not barge in? .___.

#29, I've never seen a bathroom without a lock before. Just seems like a disaster waiting to happen to me...

42 - you're a bit weird then. It's not barging in, its using a door. If it's locked or had the engaged sign then ok, otherwise it's just wasting time knocking/shouting. If you're stupid enough not to lock so it makes life easier for people then you deserve it lol

Maybe the dad had a key? My house has the same lock on every door that has one and we have a spare key just in case we need to get into a locked room. I'm not sure if other houses have that, but it's a possibility.

53: I've been in plenty bathrooms without locks and I try to get done as fast as possible for fear of said disasters..

42 isn't weird at all. If a bathroom door is shut and light is coming from under the door, it's occupied. If the door is open, it's free. We've never had a problem at my house.

42- In my house it is a necessity to lock the door. My father will turn the knob or bang on the door really hard while he walks by. If you don't like the door, he's liable to open it.