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He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor
Everybody seems to be making a big deal about her parents hiding presents in the bathroom, but isn't odd for OP to keep her feminine products in her parents' bathroom?
#62 OP was out of pads in her bathroom. OP rushed to parents bathroom to get one, yes?
#62, my parents keep some in all bathrooms in the house, especially for guests as we don't want people to be caught out or stuck. My sister and I are on the POP so we don't need them.
OP's ovaryacting I mean it couldn't have been that bad
God I pictured that in my head. now I can't unsee it.
What happened to the traditional attic or under the bed hiding spots? How did you know what I really wanted was feces particles floating around onto the presents?! Merry Stinkmas
#39 not if you close the toilet lid before you flush. Yes?
so you think they don't close the lid when flushing?
I'm sorry guys but this conversation is probably the best I've seen on FML so far... And I've been on here a while! :) merry Christmas and thanks for making my night!!
#2 did you actually say merry stinkmas?
But he was laughing...
Explain to me why there was presents in the bathroom
They decided to hide them there? I think it's pretty obvious.
I feel like an Idiot now
JUST figured this out! She says 'their' bathroom, meaning the parents' en suite ..next to their room, like an extended private storage place. I put way too much thought into this.
49 - Tad slow are we?
^ Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give the man TO the fish and feed your fish for like, a month. ;D
Cyanide and Happiness ftw
There was a person below you that said something about teaching a man how to fish :D It got deleted, apparently. And yes, it's Cyanide and Happiness, I forgot where it was from so I didn't say xD I love those comics though.
I'm surprised he laughed at that. I'd dart outta the room as fast as possible instead haha
I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.
Proverb? I'm sorry, but what comment are you reading?
Why didn't you lock the door?
agreed. as a rule of thumb, never EVER drop your pants down (and for girls, take your bra off) without first making sure you are in a LOCKED ROOM. If you don't want anyone to come in, just don't make it possible.
Well to be fair there are some bathrooms that don't have locks so that may not have been an option, but yes that is common sense otherwise.
I've never felt the need to lock a household bathroom door because, I don't know, most people have the sense to not barge in? .___.
42 - you're a bit weird then. It's not barging in, its using a door. If it's locked or had the engaged sign then ok, otherwise it's just wasting time knocking/shouting. If you're stupid enough not to lock so it makes life easier for people then you deserve it lol
53: I've been in plenty bathrooms without locks and I try to get done as fast as possible for fear of said disasters..
42 isn't weird at all. If a bathroom door is shut and light is coming from under the door, it's occupied. If the door is open, it's free. We've never had a problem at my house.
His fault for occupying the bathroom with gifts. Y'know, where people do there business.
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He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor
I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse. Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.