By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 076
You deserved it 5 636

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Go hunt them down to retrieve your keys. They might reward your tenacity with a threesome.

bet now you are wishing you'd put down the sex doll and helped your roommate. now you and blow up barbie are stuck all alone for two days without keys. guess your plan worked out in the end. sweet deal


Obliviousair 0

don't tell me what to do!!!! D:

don't tell them what to do !!!! though you can tell me

PuppiesFTW 5

Don't tell them what to do, except for DishHeads, and don't tell me what to do and what not to do.D:


mathew17986g 2

ummm did your space bar break?

nah actually on my iphone the lowest line is broken, so signs and space take a lot of time also its funniertotalklikethis:)

paigeykkins 0

time to head back to your moms! :D

alaaloo_fml_fml 0
alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Ohmygosh, I know :D I am pretty sure OP hadn't thought of that!

Right. I'm pretty sure OP ran around flailing her arms and screaming like a banshee until she resorted to pounding on the door until her knuckles bled and her hands fell off, finally resigning to living out the rest of her days as a handless prostitute who could not even give a handjob. Or, she probably did think of calling the landlord. Whatever.

Weekend crashing on someones couch? I think so :D

Well if you can post this online, you are not completely shit outta luck.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Exactly. Not much of an FML.. is it?

Not exactly a great series of events... but at least it could be definitely worse.

iSitt 0

call your roommate and make the drive back.

mathew17986g 2
schwancy 2

I'm betting your car keys were probably attached too? Yep that blows.

BandddGeekkk 0

time to break some windows. (:

Some? wouldn't you only need to break one?

No, you must smash as many as possible. Itz da law.