Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy, I puked the half gallon of laxative. Out my nose. FML
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bloopaloop
| 24
Well then the logical solution is to put the half gallon of laxative directly into your butthole!
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RichardPencil
| 27
Sounds like a...
...wait on it...
...you think you know what I’m going to say...
...unshitty situation!
...wait on it...
...you think you know what I’m going to say...
...unshitty situation!
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Gigi Hill
| 4
I’m by no means an expert but I’m also pretty sure you’re not doing that right. Scratch that....NAILED it! 👍🏻
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gsouther
| 10
Out OF my nose.
Grammar is the secret code that intelligent people used to identify each other.
Grammar is the secret code that intelligent people used to identify each other.
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Mightytall
| 35
I feel for you... that stuff is all kinds of nasty.
And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.
And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 15
did you shotgun or sip it
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raven_of_azarath
| 31
Puking out your nose is never fun. The first time I ever got drunk, I puked Cheeto puffs out my nose.
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Davros
| 12
Did you get a runny nose?
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donb23
| 23
Wrong hole
...wait on it...
...you think you know what I’m going to say...
...unshitty situation!