Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation...

By Ali - 17/04/2019 02:00

Today, after drinking a half gallon of liquid laxative in preparation for a colonoscopy, I puked the half gallon of laxative. Out my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 23:01

Today, after following the directions and drinking a gallon of what can only be described as an industrial strength laxative for a scheduled colonoscopy. I shit my brains out for nearly 12 hours. The hospital then called and canceled my procedure an hour before my arrival time. FML

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Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 15:00

Today, after fasting for 24 hours and drinking 2 buckets of laxatives, my doctor's office notified me that my colonoscopy had been cancelled. I'd just finished the prep by taking the fart pills, and now have the cleanest colon ever. A lot of time spent on the toilet that I’ll never get back though. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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Fire in the hole!

By CarrieBerrie - 14/08/2020 17:01

Today, after being woken up with the intense urge to go to the bathroom, and having gone to the bathroom three times in the last hour, I finally realized I took two laxatives instead of two Midol. My ass is on fire. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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The Gush

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 22:01

Today, I had planned to do a twenty-minute colon cleanse enema for weight loss. Instead, I woke up in the middle of the night with uncontrollable diarrhea that’s still going strong. Eight hours and counting. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 17 April 2019 3:19

Well then the logical solution is to put the half gallon of laxative directly into your butthole!

Mightytall 35

Wednesday 17 April 2019 19:10

I feel for you... that stuff is all kinds of nasty. And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.

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bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 17 April 2019 3:19

Well then the logical solution is to put the half gallon of laxative directly into your butthole!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 April 2019 5:20

Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...you think you know what I’m going to say... ...unshitty situation!

Gigi Hill 6

Wednesday 17 April 2019 7:09

I’m by no means an expert but I’m also pretty sure you’re not doing that right. Scratch that....NAILED it! 👍🏻

gsouther 11

Wednesday 17 April 2019 9:55

Out OF my nose. Grammar is the secret code that intelligent people used to identify each other.

Mightytall 35

Wednesday 17 April 2019 19:10

I feel for you... that stuff is all kinds of nasty. And the wanted effects are enough suffering all by themselves.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 18 April 2019 17:07

did you shotgun or sip it

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 19 April 2019 19:25

Puking out your nose is never fun. The first time I ever got drunk, I puked Cheeto puffs out my nose.

Davros 12

Saturday 20 April 2019 23:44

Did you get a runny nose?

donb23 23

Sunday 21 April 2019 6:15

Wrong hole

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