Miscellaneous: Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs...

By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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No joking allowed

By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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Drunken antics

By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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Honest parenting

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 16:00

Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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abbttmc 12

Monday 4 November 2013 2:28

Dick move by both of you.

mcm_3 16

Monday 4 November 2013 2:30

CAR-ma, the greatest of all universal forces....

Comments

Xalandra 17

Monday 4 November 2013 8:17

Your dad needs to learn how to take a joke. Seriously, that's taking it too far. What a jerk?!

babygrrl257 11

Monday 4 November 2013 8:18

I dont speak to my father anymore. But if he even touched my truck. We would have some issues

tochiotome 14

Monday 4 November 2013 8:49

Remember furniture costs money too! I say both FYL and YDI

cttwtr 10

Monday 4 November 2013 9:42

So, whip out your phone, film him doing it, and then file an insurance claim and/or police report with the footage as evidence.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 4 November 2013 10:45

You're both idiots... You could have seriously injured your dad with that stupid prank and his reply is immature and nasty

radiocaf 29

Monday 4 November 2013 11:35

That's so harsh from your dad!

alex_jaguara 31

Monday 4 November 2013 11:44

You're an ass, bro. Didn't you think your father could have been pretty hurt when falling with the chair ?

xRezSynn 15

Monday 4 November 2013 11:58

Wow your dad must be one serious guy.

randomuser1989 10

Monday 4 November 2013 12:28

YDI Seriously when did "pranks" become all about injuring people.

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 4 November 2013 12:39

is your dad angry grandpa?

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