Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
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Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
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abbttmc 12
Dick move by both of you.
mcm_3 16
CAR-ma, the greatest of all universal forces....
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Comments (121)
BubbaJ80 11
What he did was WAY over the top but if you want to get back at him you can either shrink wrap his car or just let all the air out of the tires by taking the valve stems out
chosha_fml 26
Your dad doesn't really get the concept of a prank, does he?
annihil8or 15
Your dad is such a dumbass for keying your car, IMO that's the real FML here.
ziy_fml 15
People fall out of chairs all the time? It costs 1k-5k to paint a car depending what shop you go to like damn and a prank like that? Take away his damn phone not key his car also why would a dad key his own car that he bought with his money? No sense able person would
King_paradox 22
Fyl
chocolatesarah 5
Guess he's not fond of "friendly" pranks aha learned your lesson though
petro5 6
U kidding me? It was a joke no need to damage his car for no reason. His prank was harmless, ground him or something don't ruin his car
sarahbevan20 11
I hope he was the one who bought the car so he would regret it later.
vandeele 8
That's a little bit extreme....
Awawa14 2
if i may... you're father overacted biiiiig tiiiiime. i feel bad for you, i would have been soooo mad at him.