FML : Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover my drunk husband from his own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston...

Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover my drunk husband from his own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By I am not amused! - / Sunday 3 November 2013 22:53 / United Kingdom - Andover

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By DooleyFTW | 17

#5741728 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:45

Old Winston is well used to drunk idiots on and around his statue I'm sure!

By robbilee | 13

#5741725 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:43

Did you enjoy the sites?

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By robbilee | 13

#5741725 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:43

Did you enjoy the sites?

obnum | 19

#5741925 - Monday 4 November 2013 13:25

Well I do enjoy this site, but there are some out there that I just absolutely hate.

By DooleyFTW | 17

#5741728 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:45

Old Winston is well used to drunk idiots on and around his statue I'm sure!

Booda_Shun | 28

#5741736 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:49

Maybe OP's husband is actually Neville Chamberlain.

By chris_ohhhh | 7

#5741729 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:45

Drinking problems

mif_fml | 27

#5743027 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 9:00

Only if it was at 4:00pm.

yallneedjesus | 5

#5745069 - Thursday 7 November 2013 1:08

Let's not jump to conclusions people, he may have just had a rowdy night out

By mandyrozrox | 13

#5741730 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:45

oh.. that sucks OP D:

hessel | 13

#5741773 - Monday 4 November 2013 9:34

^ was so panicking that he was in the first four comments that he said something were they have a button for it

Bano360 | 25

#5741781 - Monday 4 November 2013 10:04

^ I find your comment worse.

By thrifting | 18

#5741732 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:47

If you're going through hell, keep going.

buckdharma | 35

#5742351 - Monday 4 November 2013 20:11

You might make it out before the devil flicks a boogie on your winder.

By thatonegirlnic | 10

#5741739 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:51

You never forget your first time

QQmore_fml | 18

#5741767 - Monday 4 November 2013 9:28

Except for those times you've already forgot.

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5742038 - Monday 4 November 2013 16:02

i remember all of my drunken exploits, even more than standard exploits.

By Dubai_fail | 7

#5741741 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:52

hey,now you cant complain to your Hubby that you didn't visit central London :-)

BellaBear90 | 27

#5742276 - Monday 4 November 2013 19:04

Nobody complains about not having seen Central London.

By graceinsheepwear | 33

#5741743 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:54

Madam, you are angry. In the morning, he shall be sober.

By cmac86 | 23

#5741748 - Monday 4 November 2013 8:57

I'd love to hear ol Winston's whit come out on this one.

By cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5741755 - Monday 4 November 2013 9:07

Oh no. this is terrible.

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5741959 - Monday 4 November 2013 13:59

I wonder if people just comment whatever comes to their mind and realize later that what they commented was completely unnecessary

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5742974 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 7:03

I wonder if people ever realize when someone is being facetious or if they're just arrogant and think they're smarter than everyone else.

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