Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad trusted me to go driving by myself in his car. I foolishly celebrated by doing a jump heel click, landed awkwardly, threw my hand out to stop myself falling, and scraped the whole bunch of keys down the driver's door. He trusted me for like 3 seconds and I blew it. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
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griffins33 4
That would totally be the highlight of my day
Potterhead1 3
Wingadrium Leviosa is much easier
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Comments (126)
jellyD 1
Blah blah, get a life
bubo_fml 11
One AM, I delivered a 1/2 dozen doughnuts to my girlfriend in bed...All w/o using my hands & feet!! ;)
JayJavaMonsterr 10
Skillz :)
Maartje 0
Monkey toes, quite impressive :)
Burrito_Time 5
Are you Goldmember!!??
nerdsgetmehot 23
I have monkey toes too!
monkey27 0
I do that too! But i jus do it for fun haha
Rasetsu 10
Hey, that's pretty awesome! I can't do that.
fuzzywolf 8
Enjoy the little things :)
Ashley_Skittles 3
i wish i could do that... :)