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Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ccc - / Friday 15 May 2009 16:35 / United States

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By wordly | 0

#202465 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

By TheUnnamedOne | 0

#202537 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

fuck u #3

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By wordly | 0

#202465 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

StingMunFizzy | 0

#494738 - Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:31

You and hm should be real tight though right now right?

By dengman | 0

#202470 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

surescope | 0

#1007420 - Wednesday 26 May 2010 4:11

you really do

tellithowitis | 13

#2865211 - Monday 11 July 2011 8:10

thanks captain obvious...

Dflips | 0

#3210035 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:02

sucks man I feel for ya

lemonzest13 | 2

#4718646 - Sunday 22 July 2012 5:25

I'm so sorry.

By tjh116 | 0

#202483 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:04

haha that sucks...a lot. YDI for being a friendless loser

ChantelRenaeee | 0

#2367399 - Monday 18 April 2011 14:22

that's not very nice. if you say that about other people, it usually means you're a 'friendless loser' yourself.

Dflips | 0

#3210051 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:04

Yeh tell him who's boss

By Zigster94 | 0

#202490 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

did he charge for the ride home ?

By I2OI3 | 0

#202491 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:05

WHy were you in the emergency room? That sounds like important info to the FML story? Give us some more background please

By Imawhalerider | 0

#202500 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:07

he got paid for it right?

By Hazimius | 0

#202515 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:10

FYL for extreme loneliness.

By TheUnnamedOne | 0

#202537 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

fuck u #3

By genius_man16 | 0

#202538 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

No parents or friends?

FYL Indeed.

By PureGold | 0

#202553 - Friday 15 May 2009 23:15

Awww!! Please go out and make some friends lol. :/

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