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Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FlatFoot
New York, United States
Move, bitch! Get out the way!
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
drew
United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Masey
United States
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
LilaTheGreat
Boyd, United States
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Karma?
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
gmian
Amherst, United States
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
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tiptoppc 21
No, he was rolling it downhill Au-Naturale!
Jesse Duff 15
we're you rolling it uphill in nutral?
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Jesse Duff 15
we're you rolling it uphill in nutral?
tiptoppc 21
No, he was rolling it downhill Au-Naturale!