By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 09:00 - Australia

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML
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Potterhead1 3
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Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

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Marcella1016 31

Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

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Potterhead1 3
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Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

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humorizer 14
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Rick Roll's voice is even better. U jelly?

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iAmScrubs 19

Actually I'm jam.

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melchibr_fml 0
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I would have to say Morgan Freeman's voice is the coolest though.

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ImMorganFreeman 5

Titty Sprinkles.

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A100893 30

I agree with 18, Morgan Freeman all the way. (But I do like Alan Rickman's voice)

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doctorwhogirl 0
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I think that's pretty cool, I mean if I knew someone who had a voice like smooth chocolate I would call them just to here them say hello. I would probably pay then to say " hey you're listening to smoooooth jazz al night loooooong" that would be amazing.

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twaumat 28

no.

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Marcella1016 31

Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

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Wederoney 16
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If I had a Barry White-like voice I wouldn't complain.

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ebonyrose2828 16
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I'd be singing to myself all day XD

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Wederoney 16
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Besides, if you could sing in that Barry White-like voice you probably wouldn't have to work at that store anymore ;-).

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Wederoney 16
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Besides, if you could sing in that Barry White-like voice you probably wouldn't have to work at that store anymore ;-).

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SassieCat6 16
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Watch and see if someone's following you around at work!

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Cherryripe25 5
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You have a gift.

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cja101 8
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yeah if op can sing they have it made

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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and also a stalker...

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Goddess_Rummy 13

Shouldn't be too bad as long as she's buying something right?

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honeybuncher 3
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I smell a money maker!

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FirstTigerHobbes 13
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You sound like Barry White, embrace it!

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Xcherrypie 16
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I'd probably do exactly the same thing. His voice is like what I imagine Thor's would be like :)

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Barry White is real. Thor isn't.

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unoffensivename 0

Ur not real man! Anyone get the quote?

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Xcherrypie 16
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No way.... Barry White is real??

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surfnshred 2

That is hilarious

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TOXICxANARCHIST 0
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Thats a compliment bro:p

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