Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because...

By Anonymous - 30/1/2012 09:00 - Australia

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

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By Potterhead1 | 3

#3966830 - Monday 30 January 2012 15:54

Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

By Marcella1016 | 26

#3966837 - Monday 30 January 2012 15:55

Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

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By Potterhead1 | 3

#3966830 - Monday 30 January 2012 15:54

Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

humorizer | 14

#3966892 - Monday 30 January 2012 16:04

Rick Roll's voice is even better.

U jelly?

iAmScrubs | 19

#3966947 - Monday 30 January 2012 16:17

Actually I'm jam.

melchibr_fml | 0

#3966953 - Monday 30 January 2012 16:18

I would have to say Morgan Freeman's voice is the coolest though.

ImMorganFreeman | 5

#3966992 - Monday 30 January 2012 16:31

Titty Sprinkles.

A100893 | 30

#3967100 - Monday 30 January 2012 17:04

I agree with 18, Morgan Freeman all the way. (But I do like Alan Rickman's voice)

doctorwhogirl | 0

#3967176 - Monday 30 January 2012 17:24

I think that's pretty cool, I mean if I knew
someone who had a voice like smooth chocolate I would call them just to here them say hello.

I would probably pay then to say " hey you're listening to smoooooth jazz al night loooooong"
that would be amazing.