By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 09:00 - Australia

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML
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Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

Marcella1016 31

Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

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Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

Rick Roll's voice is even better. U jelly?

iAmScrubs 19

Actually I'm jam.

I would have to say Morgan Freeman's voice is the coolest though.

ImMorganFreeman 5

Titty Sprinkles.

A100893 30

I agree with 18, Morgan Freeman all the way. (But I do like Alan Rickman's voice)

I think that's pretty cool, I mean if I knew someone who had a voice like smooth chocolate I would call them just to here them say hello. I would probably pay then to say " hey you're listening to smoooooth jazz al night loooooong" that would be amazing.

twaumat 28

no.

Marcella1016 31

Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

If I had a Barry White-like voice I wouldn't complain.

I'd be singing to myself all day XD

Besides, if you could sing in that Barry White-like voice you probably wouldn't have to work at that store anymore ;-).

Besides, if you could sing in that Barry White-like voice you probably wouldn't have to work at that store anymore ;-).

Watch and see if someone's following you around at work!

You have a gift.

yeah if op can sing they have it made

and also a stalker...

Goddess_Rummy 13

Shouldn't be too bad as long as she's buying something right?

I smell a money maker!

You sound like Barry White, embrace it!

I'd probably do exactly the same thing. His voice is like what I imagine Thor's would be like :)

Barry White is real. Thor isn't.

unoffensivename 0

Ur not real man! Anyone get the quote?

No way.... Barry White is real??

surfnshred 2

That is hilarious

Thats a compliment bro:p