Transportation: Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 06:36 - Australia

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 06:01

Today, my dad trusted me to go driving by myself in his car. I foolishly celebrated by doing a jump heel click, landed awkwardly, threw my hand out to stop myself falling, and scraped the whole bunch of keys down the driver's door. He trusted me for like 3 seconds and I blew it. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By supergirl7 - 27/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

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By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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Monday 30 January 2012 15:55

That would totally be the highlight of my day

Potterhead1 3

Monday 30 January 2012 15:56

Wingadrium Leviosa is much easier

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KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 30 January 2012 21:48

Now that's how you start the week.

GravityGoesUp 1

Monday 30 January 2012 21:58

That would make my like week that's awesome :p

Shelta957 13

Monday 30 January 2012 22:14

That takes skill :)

06rubiandrea_fml 5

Monday 30 January 2012 22:14

That's just sad...

CheckMyProfile 17

Monday 30 January 2012 22:16

Cheer up, OP! People here think you ROCK!! :D

kahru1 9

Monday 30 January 2012 22:32

So I'm guessing being born doesn't count for anything...

chels1994 11

Monday 30 January 2012 22:47

Hey that's been the highlight of my day before, too!

RS795 8

Monday 30 January 2012 22:57

Picking up a drivers license with my feet? That would be the highlight of my day any day.

MissIrish 0

Monday 30 January 2012 23:32

Sounds Better Than Mine. Mine Was Watching Double Episodes of Spongebob.. Im 16!

alival 12

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:02

Let's go for three!

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