By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 08:01 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML
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you have a super power. don't let it go to your thighs..uh I mean head

lol, aw, that sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would've said about me. Don't worry, though, he probably meant it in a loving way.

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her husband is basically comparing her to an animal I guess?

ydi for not wanting extra pudding.

sixth sense? this is not an fml

that's awesome, I have the same ability but with sniffing out college students with daddy issues. it's a gift and s curse.

are moderators human? cuase there are smileys in my warning email

Relatively human..

whats OP complaining about you got a talent!

Demon - no, the moderators are evil, lab-created creatures, quite similar to Gremlins, who feed on misery, despair, sarcasm, and cookies.

I hear that's a good diet.

^^^would you hate me if i said i like Family guy more then you?

that's the gayest and childest comment I've heard no offense dude, ur kinda commenting everything with family guy

chocolate is the herpes of candy... -_-

lol, aw, that sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would've said about me. Don't worry, though, he probably meant it in a loving way.

isn't that a good thing? be proud with what you have!

now all he needs to do is stuff chocolate in his pants

oink oink.. says the overweight ninga!!

I am assuming you ment "ninja" if so, congrats on being the stealthest pig! Now that's something to be proud of!

54 - No way, man. You've never heard of a "ninga"? It's the newest thing around these parts... Fail, 14. It spells the word you're looking for right in his name...

take it as a compliment...kinda?

the sad part is a truffle is worth more. drop a chocolate bar or two down his pants, when he wakes up tell him you want pizza.

you have a super power. don't let it go to your thighs..uh I mean head

sniff carrots fatty

lol that's funny

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, lets do it like they do on the discovery channel!

lol classic!