FML : Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids...

8

See the top FMLs

Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ChocolateEverywhere - / Thursday 23 March 2017 00:00 / Australia - Melbourne

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By jasonrellet | 20

#7428096 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:06

This seems like it could be out of a movie! Or a cleaning product commercial! Sorry OP FYL

By Thor1012 | 28

#7428112 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:30

I'd be so mad. Be filling a bucket and handing him the mop and the kids should join

Comments

By jasonrellet | 20

#7428096 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:06

This seems like it could be out of a movie! Or a cleaning product commercial! Sorry OP FYL

By Thor1012 | 28

#7428112 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 14:30

I'd be so mad. Be filling a bucket and handing him the mop and the kids should join

By sjattiepoo | 1

#7428138 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 15:51

Apperently a lot of good ideas

By StarkWolf_fml | 23

#7428205 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 18:46

Bounty ultra soft can clean up any mess your kids make & you only use one tissue

By Uniquestar7 | 20

#7428211 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 18:53

It was then your turn to have a great idea-make him clean up anyway!

By mcruff | 12

#7428242 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 20:06

This sounds like something that Lynette from Desperate Housewives would talk about

By StealthySky | 5

#7428299 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 22:24

I hope you made your husband and children clean the mess up.

By AcieMcG | 21

#7432907 - Sunday 2 April 2017 13:13

This is how you get ants.

Similar

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I saw my boyfriend coming up the walkway to our home. When I opened the door to greet him with a huge smile on my face, he scowled at me and angrily...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML

Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos