FML : Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids...

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Today, while I was at work, my kids had the great idea to make chocolate milk. My husband had the great idea not to clean up the chocolate mix the kids spilled, so the floor got covered in chocolate footprints. The cat then had the great idea to step in the mix, and cover everything else in chocolate paw prints. FML

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By ChocolateEverywhere - / Thursday 23 March 2017 00:00 / Australia - Melbourne

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By jasonrellet | 20

#7428096 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 02:06

This seems like it could be out of a movie! Or a cleaning product commercial! Sorry OP FYL

By Thor1012 | 28

#7428112 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 02:30

I'd be so mad. Be filling a bucket and handing him the mop and the kids should join

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By jasonrellet | 20

#7428096 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 02:06

This seems like it could be out of a movie! Or a cleaning product commercial! Sorry OP FYL

By Thor1012 | 28

#7428112 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 02:30

I'd be so mad. Be filling a bucket and handing him the mop and the kids should join

By sjattiepoo | 1

#7428138 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 03:51

Apperently a lot of good ideas

By StarkWolf_fml | 22

#7428205 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 06:46

Bounty ultra soft can clean up any mess your kids make & you only use one tissue

By Uniquestar7 | 16

#7428211 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 06:53

It was then your turn to have a great idea-make him clean up anyway!

By mcruff | 12

#7428242 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 08:06

This sounds like something that Lynette from Desperate Housewives would talk about

By StealthySky | 5

#7428299 - Wednesday 22 March 2017 10:24

I hope you made your husband and children clean the mess up.

By AcieMcG | 21

#7432907 - Sunday 2 April 2017 01:13

This is how you get ants.

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