By Dansonn - United States
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

Report to police along with the note. And tell Jackson to pay for the damages.

Or if you just want petty revenge then speak with Jackson and find out who this person is and do worse back to them. If you can find out where they live board their front door up with plywood (if there is some space between frame and door that is), cut a small hole near the top and then fill with quick drying cement.
Or orange juice the interior of the offending persons car. Or just subscribe them to millions of porn and spam.

  Kazze  |  31

Or, do what my friend did to her ex, and periodically steal their front door. Completely randomly, once every few months, just take the front door off its hinges, and leave with it. Those things aren't cheap. Also, just imagine coming home from work one day and finding your front door just missing.