Work and Job interview: Too trusting - FML

Too trusting

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00

Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML

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core01 30

Saturday 25 September 2021 20:43

There are certain times you hold your fart, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Job interviews are one.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 September 2021 22:14

Perhaps you ought to apply for work at a shitty company.

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core01 30

Saturday 25 September 2021 20:43

There are certain times you hold your fart, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Job interviews are one.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 September 2021 22:14

Perhaps you ought to apply for work at a shitty company.

Glitterbaby2613 20

Monday 27 September 2021 1:47

yeah McDonald's is perfect lol

enginsteve 17

Monday 27 September 2021 9:15

you will find as you get older your ability to trust a fart becomes less and less. I suggest you use this as a learning opportunity and prepare for your glorious future accordingly

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