Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
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Ninjerman 7
Anyone who says "you deserve it" either has the worlds biggest fingers or is the world's biggest asshole. Hang in there, you'll find a guy that deserves you
Chelserser 20
Better watch what he says or he'll have to get used to it. Hope he was joking though op! :)
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Comments (78)
wassup388 25
I hope you broke up with him after this. There are plenty of boys out there and I'm sure you'll find one that actually cares for you
MarkGaus 12
Get a hooker with aids to sleep with him
amberdea404 28
I've seen this post before a little while back. It could have happened or you could have just copied an old one...
orsombre_fml 11
OP, no one, male or female, deserves to be treated like that. He is a jerk and you don't deserve him in your life. Go and find a real man.
rebeccacmlc 22
Don't you rather mean he doesn't deserve her in his life ?
middlenamefrank 8
Men are never going to admit to their friends that they have actual feelings. It's just male bonding bullshit. You know the truth.
mbock 15
kind of a compliment.
Manic1 13
tell him you own a vibrator because he isn't enough, see how he likes that.
SS 31
Problem is, if he is only in a relationship for selfish reasons like this, then I doubt he would really care.
StupidUsername89 23
Wow sorry op
sparkledoge 29
Tell him you're leaving him because sometimes dating him just isn't good enough.
Nina825 21
U mean ex right?