Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
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Ninjerman 7
Anyone who says "you deserve it" either has the worlds biggest fingers or is the world's biggest asshole. Hang in there, you'll find a guy that deserves you
Chelserser 20
Better watch what he says or he'll have to get used to it. Hope he was joking though op! :)
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Comments (78)
Bryce8 11
Unless it was a joke (Most likey) you should dump him then, the relationship wont last long since he doesn't care all that much for you. Best thing to do is just talk to him about it.
PANDORUM89 21
it won't last long? it lasted TWO YEARS, what's long in your book?
karbiee 15
that hand will be his new best friend now.
lostandconfused9 12
Well on the plus it means you're obviously not horrible in bed?
mellem16 13
The only "not good enough" is him.
Insanemf18 12
I would honestly suggest dumping a creep like that if he doesn't see you as special and invaluable then he doesn't deserve you good luck I live in ny and I hate most of the girls here XD
barlos88 19
Must have been a bad joke, jerking off ain't never good enough...
limegreenpoopie 31
It's time to leave him...
lvg_fml 10
Even if he was joking that's horrible. I truly hope you dump his ass and find someone who appreciates you
ohSNAPyall 27
Dump the rest of him too.
RedPillSucks 33
if he's just using you as a duck buddy, then its time to move on unless you're ok with this.
expertsmilee 26
Butt duck buddies are awesome!
Morning_fml 22
Idk man I think OP's boyfriend was just joking. You know, guy humour he shares with his bros. No need to dump him since you can't really tell emotion apart when you're explaining online.