By donny31459 - 10/08/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just a ******* idiot. I'm gonna go with the latter.

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akallaan 7

There is a YouTube video about that. The guy got a ticket for the same reason and then he rode in the bike cycle lane and purposely hit construction cones, cars, and even a police car because they were all obstructing the bicycle lane. Quite funny, but it does suck OP.

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liquidfireKAN 0

you should have flew over the construction by transforming your bike into a unicorn

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atthegates 0

Fight the ticket. U will get off without a doubt

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LiveLaughFML 10

no, #17. your bike should have turned into Optimus Prime and you could have smashed threw the construction workers. :D

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flockz 19

43- unicorns arent real therefore can do anything they want. my unicorn flies but also has two mounted gatling guns. dont be afraid to dream big.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Next time consider looking both ways before you break the law. If all else fails, use a unicorn with hyper syionic lasers, a sword, and puppy bombs (for those annoying siblings of yours, works like a charm).

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chell1894 13

dude, you can't do nothin right

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manlove38 23

7 - Don't you know about Pegasus the flying horse. Well that could and might be the unicorn.

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manlove38 23

That was for 47 not 7

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2ndSucks 15

My unicorn flies and my pegasus is very horny. Why correct someone if they're not actually real?

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seanders 10

Lego Candy: When you eat it, you'll shit bricks!

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bthomas0319 2

Haha. Almost all of the comments on here have mostly thumbs downs

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ktateprado 0

It becuz theirs ain't nobody using bad grammer fr the grammer natzis to attak. So they just go after everbody els.

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laplander_fml 0

Are you the one in the "Best of YouTube podcast number 598" who got it refunded that is not an FML unless it also happen'd to you but without the refund? So yeah it sucks ( the FML and the question)

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RyNo24 4

Ydi... Drive a car like a normal American.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just a ******* idiot. I'm gonna go with the latter.

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perdix 29

Even worse, the OP is from Michigan. Why is he ******* around on a bike, when he should be driving a car made in Detroit?

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Androidz 0

what if op is too young?

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perdix 29

In Michigan, the driving age is 6 if you drive an American car. If you want to drive a foreign car, it's 114.

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RandomBanana_324 0

Maybe He Is Just Trying To Go Green! Don't Judge Him For Tryig To Save Te Earth!

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saIty 17

In this case I can say, **** the POlice.

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saIty 17

Wtf, what part of, In this case, can you not understand? Oh, and there are already a shit load of criminals running loose even with the police on the job. So please calm your nuts.

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the_easter_bunny 1

Should have ridden through the construction... Smh

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cumverg 0

So you weren't sodomized with a broomstick or incarcerated for being a minority. Big deal.

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