Hahaha I'm lame

you should have flew over the construction by transforming your bike into a unicorn

Fight the ticket. U will get off without a doubt

Fines double in a construction zone?

no, #17. your bike should have turned into Optimus Prime and you could have smashed threw the construction workers. :D

17, unicorns don't fly.

43- unicorns arent real therefore can do anything they want. my unicorn flies but also has two mounted gatling guns. dont be afraid to dream big.

Next time consider looking both ways before you break the law. If all else fails, use a unicorn with hyper syionic lasers, a sword, and puppy bombs (for those annoying siblings of yours, works like a charm).

Take it to court. You'll win.

dude, you can't do nothin right

7 - Don't you know about Pegasus the flying horse. Well that could and might be the unicorn.

That was for 47 not 7

My unicorn flies and my pegasus is very horny. Why correct someone if they're not actually real?

Unicorns can suck it.

Lego Candy: When you eat it, you'll shit bricks!

1 - your comment sounds pretty lame

wow that sucks

Haha. Almost all of the comments on here have mostly thumbs downs

It becuz theirs ain't nobody using bad grammer fr the grammer natzis to attak. So they just go after everbody els.

Are you the one in the "Best of YouTube podcast number 598" who got it refunded that is not an FML unless it also happen'd to you but without the refund? So yeah it sucks ( the FML and the question)

Ydi... Drive a car like a normal American.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're just a fucking idiot. I'm gonna go with the latter.

Even worse, the OP is from Michigan. Why is he fucking around on a bike, when he should be driving a car made in Detroit?

what if op is too young?

Apparently nobody heard of exercise.

In Michigan, the driving age is 6 if you drive an American car. If you want to drive a foreign car, it's 114.

Maybe He Is Just Trying To Go Green! Don't Judge Him For Tryig To Save Te Earth!

you could have got hit by a car'

In this case I can say, fuck the POlice.

Wtf, what part of, In this case, can you not understand? Oh, and there are already a shit load of criminals running loose even with the police on the job. So please calm your nuts.

I agree, your life sucks.

It definitely does!

Should have ridden through the construction... Smh

So you weren't sodomized with a broomstick or incarcerated for being a minority. Big deal.

That sux

Cops are so dumb now...