It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nevada, United States
Dumbasses
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Anonymous
Lewiston, United States
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Jess
United States
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
caroline
Germany
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
mandybar15
Norman, United States
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
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Kiki242 19
Wow kids learn young now don't they?
saintsrocksocks 10
Well did he get it right?
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cutiepiebobber 0
My mom singed a letter from my best friends mom asking if she could give me the talk when I was 6 lol
rmyofme 2
Parenting....
savannah11111 0
Yea you should do it it feel good like when u are naked humping someone
sfss99 16
My mom told me when I was 5 and I didnt get weirded out at all 0.o
KoalaBek 23
Lol everyone saying that's young... My Mum's a science teacher and I was a question asker. I knew the basic facts when I was 4. I even had a book about the human body's systems and the reproductive pages showed a cross section of a penis in a ******. In fact now I think about it the front cover had a line of men and women, all stark naked and fully on display, from babies right through to wrinkly old people. It's not erotic when you're young it's science, and gross science at that. According to my Mum, my response was "Eurgh I'm never doing that!" Glad my Mum never felt the need to lie to me, but I did get the book confiscated in year 4 when I snuck it in to show the kids who didn't believe me. My book was too educational for school ;)
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
de ja vu