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OK Tyler Durden

By Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

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By moron - 28/05/2011 00:04 - United States

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 02:05 - United States

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

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YouTubers must be stopped

By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

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Social media is dangerous

By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 12:50 - United States - Ontario

Today, I spent half an hour trying to convince my husband not to re-enact a video he saw online of a guy tying some rope to a running chainsaw, then swinging it around his head. He finally agreed not to do something so stupid. A few hours later, he did it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 06:00

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital because he thought it would be funny to Superglue googly eyes to his dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By shameonme - 01/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Nampa

Today, I found out one of my friends had never seen the "Two Girls, One Cup" video, so I loaded it up and told him to watch it. I knew he was squeamish, but I didn't expect him to actually pass out. He cracked his head on the side of my desk and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML

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ohhhsnapple 14

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:30

If you know about it, then it's not a real fight club.

babiebuntin 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:31

What is the name of this video...? :P

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amiritelol 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:29

This is funny, amirite.net ?

ohhhsnapple 14

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:30

If you know about it, then it's not a real fight club.

IphonFML 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:56

youtube link or it didn't happen. Lol

Airman1988 9

Thursday 14 June 2012 7:00

This guy is either a wimp or needs to do some abs excercises. Throwing up from a punch is a sign of a weak core, a strong core can take a hit.

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 14 June 2012 8:02

Mhmmmm, mhmmm, oh good point 29! Bravo! Bravo! Well done 29. You can have a whole damn Chips-Ahoy! bag.

fylx100 19

Thursday 14 June 2012 9:33

Well, is it uploaded??? Tell me where to find it!

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Thursday 14 June 2012 10:24

first rule about fight club....don't speak about fight club.

wallandpiece 16

Thursday 14 June 2012 16:29

So why are you speaking about it then?

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Thursday 14 June 2012 18:02

oh shit I'm going to die D:

babiebuntin 7

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:31

What is the name of this video...? :P

zachherbert 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 7:16

"Hey, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!"

xPhoBiuHzZz 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:34

I've done something similar, except it was to submit to tosh.0. It didn't work out.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thursday 14 June 2012 8:11

So you got your friend to falcon punch you in the gut in order to puke?

perdix 29

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:36

Plus, he broke the first rule of Fight Club: Never talk about Fight Club. I wonder what kind of injuries he'll sustain now.

yahoowizard 16

Thursday 14 June 2012 10:28

You just talked about Fight Club =0. You're going down.

nava1210 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 18:42

47 - so did you.. ..You're both going down..

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:36

So is it on YouTube yet?

emeraldisle 30

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:37

Your husband is a genius.

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:38

DON'T talk about Fight Club!!!!

Collisionn 11

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:51

You just broke rules 1 and 2!

sillyjonjon 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:39

Did they get the video?

Tezoma 28

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:41

What happens in Fight Club... Winds up in the hospital. Very smooth move.

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OK Tyler Durden

Same thing different taste

YouTubers must be stopped

Social media is dangerous

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