By lpspann87 - 25/04/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML
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ciarafox9 9

usually, I would make some witty comment... but this just sucks :(

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Trainspotting_fml 9

Just keep your head cool and don't argue with him. You don't want things heating up in the office now do we?

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ciarafox9 9

usually, I would make some witty comment... but this just sucks :(

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agaba 0

yea and 65 degress is warm

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Nitial 6

It may be, but remember OP said he has poor circulation.

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danbui 0

yeah it does.. op should've moved yo ca instead..

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

op should move to Brazil or something :)

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yourlifesucks24 0

do you guys mean fahrenheit ?

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testthecoal 5

yea, 65 Celsius would REALLY warm her up...

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Hunthas 17

how do you feel :P you failed evolution. you are cold blooded.

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rodonz94 0

You should have moved somewhere cold so your office would have the heat cranked everyday, op.

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jess2gd4u 0

95? that's a nice temp. plus op could just turn it down. it's not healthy for it to be so cold inside then warm outside, I'm sure it would go into some OH&S. pick up your balls and say something.

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KiddNYC1O 20

95 is too hot depending where you live. 65 is ideal.

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overthelimit 3

95 degrees is unbearable for me, but i guess thats cause im used to cold weather. 65 is actually kinda nice, but fyl op. job hunting? or buy your overweight wool suit wearing friend some lighter clothing

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wisericky 12

Florida is awsome, its 83*F right now. the water is always nice too :D

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Jrefinne 7

I hate Florida. I mean, 90s in April? Seattle, here I come.

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derecteevee 1

hahaha be prepaired for rain literally 8 months of the year dude

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Angi95 3

Dude Florida sucks all the humidity does not treat my hair nicely and the bugs suck. And yeah for Christmas I was in sophie's and a tank top. The only white Christmas we get us sugar sand yay!

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FFAffliction 0

100s in central Texas, starting around May it seems.. But it's not humid, so it's bearable.

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OhSoBueno 0

Florida is incredible y wouldn't u want to love somewhere where u don't have to worry about the snow or if u need to wear a jacket??!??!??

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greeneyedxx 13

OP just told you? Poor circulation.. I have poor circulation, and in the winter and fall I suffer a lot. I've always wanted to go somewhere warmer.

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Trainspotting_fml 9

Just keep your head cool and don't argue with him. You don't want things heating up in the office now do we?

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JayBear14 11

I think thats exactly what OP wants. For things to heat up.

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jbluebird923 0

ohhh I see what you did there...punny :)

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sunshine_today23 0

look for another job....

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cupcakeslayer 0

or the even more intelligent thing: take care of yourself. moving for poor circulation is like putting a bucket under a leaking roof and calling it fixed. I say YDI

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gameboybooa 0

#2.... she said she NEEDS to live where it's warm. bad circulation. that's why she would want to live there.

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tesuan 0

They figured out a way to convert alligator skin into a material similar to wool.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Doesn't help. Nice try.

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Beth52594 0

lol I'm the same way I feel your pain.

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