FML : Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all...

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Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 13 March 2017 13:07 / Romania - Bucharest

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By kadrynna | 16

#7426277 - Saturday 18 March 2017 02:11

There is no excuse for sneezing on someone else- You know it's going to happen so cover your mouth. If you don't have a hanky or don't want to sneeze into your hand or sleeve, pull your shirt up around your face or do it into your jacket.

By RichardPencil | 21

#7426288 - Saturday 18 March 2017 02:50

That snot good for your career.

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By kadrynna | 16

#7426277 - Saturday 18 March 2017 02:11

species4872 | 17

#7426310 - Saturday 18 March 2017 04:59

Apparently you have never suffered from an immediate, uncontrolled sneeze. Not all sneezes have a build up.

By RichardPencil | 21

#7426288 - Saturday 18 March 2017 02:50

That snot good for your career.

By OCD_NME | 6

#7426314 - Saturday 18 March 2017 05:26

You sir are a fizzle

By GofuckY0urSe1f | 2

#7426319 - Saturday 18 March 2017 05:45

hey at least your boss didn't walk in on you jerking off in a bathroom stall while you were on break

RichardPencil | 21

#7426354 - Saturday 18 March 2017 08:26

So what happened when you got caught?

By Nancy Tate-Leach | 2

#7426364 - Saturday 18 March 2017 08:57

Count your blessings. Our pup was doing that but she wasn't so lucky. Turns out she had cancer and she died a few months later.

By Morgane Mac-kintos | 11

#7426579 - Saturday 18 March 2017 08:32

حبيبي

By Lazy34 | 7

#7427514 - Tuesday 21 March 2017 07:23

Reminds me of the time I had a cold and leaned over to look at something my professor was showing us and my nose uncontrollably leaked onto his papers.