By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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That snot good for your career.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

There is no excuse for sneezing on someone else- You know it's going to happen so cover your mouth. If you don't have a hanky or don't want to sneeze into your hand or sleeve, pull your shirt up around your face or do it into your jacket.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

There is no excuse for sneezing on someone else- You know it's going to happen so cover your mouth. If you don't have a hanky or don't want to sneeze into your hand or sleeve, pull your shirt up around your face or do it into your jacket.

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species4872 19

Apparently you have never suffered from an immediate, uncontrolled sneeze. Not all sneezes have a build up.

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tantanpanda 26
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That's just an excuse. You can't sneeze without inhalation of air. That still gives you time to sneeze downwards or into your shirt. It's a YDI and I'd be pretty irritated if I were the boss.

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RichardPencil 30
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That snot good for your career.

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GofuckY0urSe1f 2
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hey at least your boss didn't walk in on you jerking off in a bathroom stall while you were on break

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RichardPencil 30
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So what happened when you got caught?

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GofuckY0urSe1f 2
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he just said: do it at home and not here. now get back to work and dont let me see you doing it again' so i just pulled up my pants and walked back to my desk and we never made eye contact for 2 weeks

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Nancy Tate-Leach 4
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Count your blessings. Our pup was doing that but she wasn't so lucky. Turns out she had cancer and she died a few months later.

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Lazy34 7
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Reminds me of the time I had a cold and leaned over to look at something my professor was showing us and my nose uncontrollably leaked onto his papers.

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