Work: Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and...

By lpspann87 - 25/04/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 622

You deserved it 3 640

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 736

You deserved it 4 987

By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 618

You deserved it 26 681

The chills

By Anonymous - 11/04/2024 14:00 - Germany

Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 389

You deserved it 59

By bitty - 11/01/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 331

You deserved it 6 894

By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 968

You deserved it 4 880

By purplepixie23 - 22/09/2018 14:00

Today, it's -5°C outside and snowing and it's only September. If that wasn’t bad enough, we aren't allowed to have the heat on at work due to a menopausal monster who loses her shit and throws things if we turn it on. I can't feel my toes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 254

You deserved it 232

Sure, it's always the woman's fault

By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 22:59 - United States - Framingham

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 811

You deserved it 2 440

Good Riddance

By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 285

You deserved it 367

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 480

You deserved it 662

Bigmouth strikes again

By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers to come to the register was a dwarf. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 706

You deserved it 52 723

ciarafox9 9

Monday 25 April 2011 23:08

usually, I would make some witty comment... but this just sucks :(

Trainspotting_fml 9

Monday 25 April 2011 23:12

Just keep your head cool and don't argue with him. You don't want things heating up in the office now do we?

Comments

zbreezybee 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:41

She's not complaining because she's cold, she's complaining that she can't feel her fingers or toes. A coat won't help that.

amerikathebrutal 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:09

lol 65 it's a whole 45-50 in Iowa it's 60 in my house right now.. I have my fan on high it's so hot in here

BlargHonk 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:28

Uh, OP, that's only three degrees lower than "room temperature." Thus, it's already warm. Specify that you need actual hot temperatures to keep warm.

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 18 July 2015 23:04

Actually, 72 is supposed to be room temp

BlargHonk 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:28

Uh, OP, that's only three degrees lower than "room temperature." Thus, it's already warm. Specify that you need actual hot temperatures to keep warm.

kewlguy23 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:53

90's in April? Hell yeah!! I love the warm weather. Puts me in a positive mood and just feels great.

ash99 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:57

I have something similar to that. try living in Michigan. sucks.

TheDaringPastry 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:05

65 degrees? to me in mass that's really comfy. sucks for you cause of the circulation thing i guess..

johnnie99 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:11

Wear a wool suit.

fl0ffy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:22

omg I have a poor circulation to my class room is very cold and I can't feel my fingers and toes they also turn purple:(

epicusernsmefail 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 10:03

see a doctor. that happened to me in high school. started out feeling like a small section of my index fingercwas asleep but gradually got worse. turns out I have Raynaud's phenomenon. o.o