By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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mxgirl1998 26

Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

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abhi95 31

****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

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chosha_fml 26

Half of me wants to tell you off for objectifying women and the other half is just laughing. :)

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unixdude 9

Add some commentary and words of encouragement - thing like "yeah pound that thing good", " don't forget she likes it in the butt", and "remember she likes to snowball" would be appreciated.

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Dcguitarman1996 7

If you can't get her A you better get an A in class

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icepick23 12

That's hot--see if they will at least let you watch...

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Justincolon22 15

That would piss me off, I'd just find another girl.

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papasik 6

play some loud music with a real slow beat. like Chopin or Humperdinck. trust me, it will set off their pace to the point where sex becomes a nuisance. a few lessons would suffice.

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SRxKarma 0

Next time you see the dude. Look at him and say "Whatever, just remember every time you kiss her, your kissing the lips that sucked this dick. Keep that in mind."

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