Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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mxgirl1998 26
Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
abhi95 31
****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
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Comments (89)
chosha_fml 26
Half of me wants to tell you off for objectifying women and the other half is just laughing. :)
unixdude 9
Add some commentary and words of encouragement - thing like "yeah pound that thing good", " don't forget she likes it in the butt", and "remember she likes to snowball" would be appreciated.
Dcguitarman1996 7
If you can't get her A you better get an A in class
icepick23 12
That's hot--see if they will at least let you watch...
Justincolon22 15
That would piss me off, I'd just find another girl.
papasik 6
play some loud music with a real slow beat. like Chopin or Humperdinck. trust me, it will set off their pace to the point where sex becomes a nuisance. a few lessons would suffice.
Xotoolyxo 16
It's okay, Karmas got your nack
princesss_14 9
Hang in there!
SRxKarma 0
Next time you see the dude. Look at him and say "Whatever, just remember every time you kiss her, your kissing the lips that sucked this dick. Keep that in mind."
danm19 15
Better turn the **** up louder